Hello I'm Not Satan

Rude

People are so rude. I was in the store and I heard a leady saying how Stan was here and to help find him. 

I was right there. I took her flyer and smiled while my bunny sat in the basket. 

I decided to buy oven pizza so my house doesnt get burnt once again. 

Lucious has layed off for a bit but he destroyed the fire breathing alpaca because he didnt kill me. 

My dear son, Ive burned in hell for over a thosand years. I dont care about fire.