Hello I'm Not Satan

Fire and Bunnies

I wouldnt say I'm the best father. I mean he was an accident. 

Ok so what I set his dog on fire. We live in fire. 

So why cant he just give me alpacas instead of everyother animal. 

Ok so I teased him about being short when he was little, then set him on fire. 

He should be used to it. 

I currently stood outside the gate admiring every animal my son sent me but the alpaca. 

He didnt even send me a bunny. 

Dammit Lucius.