I suck at being a farmer. My wife left saying I was being a little bitch.
She killed my llamas. Apparently I loved them more then her, which was probably true.
I like em kinky.
I finally covinced Lucius to get me an alpaca.
Theres a catch.
I have to hand over the title of being ruler of the underworld. Lucius you fuck face.
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