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I suck at being a farmer. My wife left saying I was being a little bitch. 

She killed my llamas. Apparently I loved them more then her, which was probably true.

I like em kinky. 

I finally covinced Lucius to get me an alpaca. 

Theres a catch.

I have to hand over the title of being ruler of the underworld. Lucius you fuck face. 

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