Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

Q and A with Akai

[Akai] why did I agree to this again

[Jack] if you answer all the questions truthfully then you're gonna get a jar of chilis

[Akai] oh yeah

[Jack] okay, question one,

[King] Were you still awake when the chili was first discovered?

[Akai] well duh, that's why it's one of the only food I eat due to the fact that I know it's spicy.

[Akai] Chili was discovered back in 3500 B.C., that was around 5500 years ago, I was still awake and roaming the earth.

[Jack] Next question,

[Queen] Have you ever fallen in love with a girl?

[Akai] I honestly don't know if it's considered 'love'

[Akai] more like, close acquaintanceship

[Jack] well then

[Jack] last question

[Jack] will you go out with me

[Akai] no

[Jack] whyyy

[Akai] because I frickin know you're gonna take me to that water park again

A/N

Water parks are disgusting tbh