Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

Its 11:28 what am i doing

[Akai] are these for cross dressing

[Jack] uh, yes

[Akai] are you gonna wear something over them

[Jack] not all the time

[Akai] why would you humans even make this???

[Jack] I dunno

[Akai] why couldn't you just stick to wearing whole swim suits instead of

[Akai] suits that literally cover the chest and uh

[Jack] yeah you don't need to say it

[Akai] okay thanks

[Akai] the design is cool tho-

[Akai] I like the fiery theme.

[Jack] you

[Jack] you still haven't notice there are two of them

[Akai] wait what-

[Jack] the one you're talking about is what you're gonna wear

[Akai] WAIT, NO. EW

[Jack] YOU WONT BE ALONE AT LEAST

[Akai] NO

[Jack] STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC OVER IT

[Akai] I REFUSE TO CROSSDRESS, ESPECIALLY IN SOMETHING SO

[Akai] EXPOSING

[Jack] I'VE SEEN PICTURES OF YOU PRETENDING TO BE DIFFERENT GODS IN AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PANTHEON

[Jack] DONT ACT LIKE YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE

[Akai] BICH

[Hachi] it's literally 11:35 pm please go to sleep

A/N

Yeah it's pretty late for me already, and I was just standing around in my bathroom, saw my swimsuit and went,

"Hey. I should make a chapter about Phoenix discovering what the hell a bikini is."

And this happened

Yes I'm drunk