Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

Aris wanted me to update so here

[Aris added Hugo to the chat]

[Aris added Nash to the chat]

[Nash] who the fuck banned me

[Jack] aRIS NO I BANNED THEM THATS NOT HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO WORK

[Nash] you rude

[Aris] NASH JUMPED DOWN FIVE HUNDRED METERS INTO THE OCEAN TO SAVE A TURTLE AND MANAGED TO GET BACK UP

[Aris] THIS IS NOTHING

[Hugo] dear god, not you people again

[Simon] i sleep for a day and so much has happened already

[Hugo] e-

[Nash] H u g o d o n t f u c k i n g t r y m e

[Hugo]

[Hugo] ew

[Nash] iNHALES SHARPLE

--

[Simon] about that insult thing, we should probably forget about that

[Simon]

[Simon] Hugo are you seenzoning me

[Simon] should I start petting Siren then?

[Hugo] try me

[Hugo] i'll fucking strangle you

[Aris] straddle**

[Simon] Aris do you know what straddling even means

[Aris] yes

[Simon]

[Aris] thats exactly why i-

[Hugo] dont finish you disgusting piece of shit

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[Hugo] WHERE THE FUCK IS SIREN

[Hugo] SI M O N

[Simon] ..

[Hugo] WHERE IS SIREN

[Simon] why are you asking me

[Simon] ask Lark?? she loves animals

[Hugo] LARK

[Lark]

[Lark] pft no, i dont have her,

[Aris] she's hugging Siren

[Lark has left the group]

[Hugo] yOU

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[Nash] why is hugo walking around in broad daylight-

[Nash] holy shit no, it's Simon

[Aris] wait what

[Nash] Simon's wearing Hugo's cloak

[Hugo] w h a t

[Simon] aw, why'd you have to give me away

[Aris] Simon wearing Hugo's cloak sounds like a thing gay couples do tbh

[Nash] Simon just dropped the cloak and started running back to the mansion

[Nash] while burning

[Hugo] MY CLOAK

[Hugo] YOU FUCKING IDIOTS THAT IS VINTAGE MATERIAL

A/N

iNHALES

ARIS SHIPS SIMON AND HUGO

sIRIS IS DEAD CONFIRMED-

oh and yeah Aris made this entire chapter lmao