Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

Aris made me walk her to her car again im salty

[Nash] I hope u drown in death

[Aris] I hope u drown in air

[Jack] what the fuck

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[Aris] This isn't home anymore. It's homo home

[Jack] Sweet Jesus,

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[Aris] Let the gays be. If they start banging each other in front of me, that's their business, not yours.

[Jack] Aris please-

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[Aris] LOOK MAN YOU DONT JUST SAY 'IM HORNY' OUT IN PUBLIC YA DUMB

[Akai] dO YOU THINK I KNOW WHAT HORNY MEANT

[Aris] WELL NOW THAT YOU KNOW DONT DO IT AGAIN

[Akai] YOU ARENT MY MOM

[Aris] nO DONT YELL IT AGAIN-

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[Aris] Whoever fucking ate the dark chocolate is getting an ass whooping, and I'm already placing bets on Shadow

[Nash] ew dark chocolate

[Aris] I,

[Cyan] Aris pm

[Nash] nO DONT YOU DARE PLAN TOGETHER TO KILL ME

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[Aris] I wouldnt be surprised if Nash turns the whole sky joker into a zoo in the span of three hours

[Nash] I'm already having animals shipped here

[Jack] w h a t

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[Aris] Make it gayer

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[Aris] When I said 'go change the world' i didnt mean 'go color everything an eye melting neon pink'

[Nash] pastel pink, then

[Nash] rOSE LES GO

[Rose] >:DDDD

A/N

"I'm like a fucking duckling without her mom"

"yOU LITERALLY HAVE TO CROSS THE ROAD, NASH"

"bUt i cANT-"

"jEsUs cHriSt-"

10/10 friendship