[Jack] Phoenix
[Akai] what
[Jack] jfc, are you on your man period?
[Akai] get to the point
[Jack] okay, jeez. Call down.
[Jack] Does your head still hurt?
[Akai] a bit, what the hell did you let me drink last time?
[Jack] Oh it definitely wasn't alcohol
[Akai] Isn't alcohol toxic?
[Jack] You're thinking of hand sanitizer, dumbass
[Akai] oh
[Jack] Anyway
[Jack] Just saying, you got really drunk after drinking that bottle
[Akai] Psh, i don't even think my species is affected by your 'alcohol'
[Jack] Phoenix
[Jack] You grabbed my shoulders and asked me to go out with you
[Akai] Yeah but?? We're together tho??
[Jack] I said no and you started crying
[Akai] EW, I PRODUCED TEARS??
[Jack] Yeah
[Akai] EW

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Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\
FanfictionBasically a bunch scenarerios that pop into my mind