Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

Pffft

[Akai] JOKER

[Jack] what?

[Akai] THERES SOMETHING BEEPING IN THE KITCHEN

[Akai] IT MIGHT BE A BOMB

[Akai] IM TAKING NO RISKS

[Jack] Jesus Christ, did you have to jump out the window?

[Akai] YES

[Jack] God, it was just the microwave.

[Akai] what's a microwave

[Jack] Get back into the Sky Joker, i'll show you

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[Akai] JOKER

[Jack] Whaaat

[Akai] I THINK SOMEONE SET UP A TRAP FOR ME

[Jack] Huh?

[Akai] I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN A MOVING INVISIBLE CAGE

[Jack] ...

[Akai] SOMEONE HAS ENTERED THE CAGE

[Jack] Phoenix-

[Akai] OH MY GOD THEY ESCAPED-

[Jack] Where are you?

[Akai] at the building with air conditioning and numerous shopping facilities for humans to waste their time in.

[Jack] Do you mean the mall

[Akai] yes

[Jack] Okay, wait for me

A bit later

[Jack] Phoenix oh my god...

[Akai] JOKER! QUICK, BREAK THE TRAP AND SAVE ME.

[Jack] Phoenix you idiot, you're in a moving doorway.

[Akai] What

[Jack] Just run towards me when i say go.

[Akai] Okay

[Jack] Set...

[Jack] GO GO GO

[Akai] WHAT THE HELL. YOU MADE ME SLAM INTO THE TRAP.

[Jack] Oops sorry, the message sent late.

[Jack] GO NOW

[Akai] Okay good. Jeez, that was a terrible trap.

[Akai] Humans kept staring at me

[Jack] You were walking around aimlessly in a doorway. What do you expect

A/N

Lmao, this is lowkey based on a tumblr post i saw