[Jack] did you know that there's a turtle that would happily gnaw off your arm if you let it
[Akai] ooh
[Jack] yeah since you replied you have to help me wrangle one
[Akai] what why
[Jack] there's a certain turtle of the species that has jewels stuck onto it
[Akai] of course
[Jack] yeah just, just watch your hands and don't get bit
After the heist
[Jack] WHY WOULD YOU PUSH HACHI TO GET BITTEN
[Akai] IT WAS BY INSTINCT-
[Jack] I HAD TO SEND HIM TO THE HOSPITAL BC I HAD NO IDEA HOW TO DO FIRST AID
[Jack] NOW I HAVE TO PAY
[Akai] ITS YOUR FAULT FOR BRINGING HIM ALONG
[Jack] YOU COULD'VE TAKEN THE BITE
[Jack] HACHI LITERALLY HAS A HOLE IN HIS ARM NOW
[Akai] DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE
[Akai] I BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE
[Akai] NOW HE OWES IT TO ME
[Jack] JFC
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Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\
FanfictionBasically a bunch scenarerios that pop into my mind