Me: Oka Ruto from Yandere Simulator has come today for an interview.
Oka: ...
Me: *wiggles eyebrows*
Oka: ... 😓😓
Me: Alright! What's your favorite color?
Oka: ... B-black...
Me: Nice! Now what club are you in?
Oka: *dips head embarrassedly* ... Er... Occult... Club..
Me: Great! I love the Occult Club! Em.. What do you do in the Occult Club?
Oka: ... We tried summoning... Um... Demons... Once, but it n-never... W-worked..
Me: Oh, I know how to summon a demon.
Oka: Really? ...
Me: Yeah! But you need sacrifices..
Oka: ... Oh...
Me: ....
Oka: ...
Me: Um... Yeah.. I, uh, totally never tried it... I don't kill people... Heh...
Oka: 😓..
Me: Okay, then, here's another question: How many times have you tried summoning demons?
Oka: 😡😡 I SAID ONCE!
Everyone: *stares*
Oka: *gasp* I-I... Can't do this...
Me: Okay, we'll go somewhere so that nobody sees us.
Oka: *follows her into her basement* What... Are we.. Doing here...?
Me: Never mind that! *locks the door so she can't escape*
Me: Okay, er, what foods do you like?
Oka: ... What kind of... "Question" is that?
Me: Just answer it!
Oka: ... O-Okay... I like.... Rice.... And.. Some kind of.. sushi, though I'm .... Not a big... Fan of it.
Me: *writes it all down* How weak or strong are you on a scale of 1-10?
Oka: ... Seriously?... Um... I guess I am weak... 3... And strong... 7?
Me: ****Oh, she's not that strong. I've killed her before**** Kay, darling.
Oka: ...
Me: One last question: Do you like Senpai?
Oka: ... I.. Um, why do you... Think I do... Hehe..
Me: Because you do.
Oka: I can't lie... Its true... I do.... But don't tell anyone... They'll... Make fun of... Me.
Me: You won't be around for them to make fun of you.
Oka: W-what? ... What do you mean?
Me: *pulls bodies out🔪🔪🔪*
Oka: *gasp*
Me: *gets knife out and slits her throat* I knew you loved him. NOT TODAY!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Mom: Hey, sweetheart, can you slit her throat quietly?
Me: Oh, sorry, Mom.
Mom: It's okay, dear. *walks out*
Me: muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *whispers*
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My Random Thoughtz and Tagz
RandomA story where I write my thoughtz and show everyone my tagz. There is everything in here; there may be some one-shots, some pictures, and maybe funny videos that I love. Thanks for considering! This is a really stupid book!!! Warning: DERP DERP I WI...
