"My name is Draco Malfoy. I'm a racist. I despise gingers and mudbloods. I hate the Griffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents.
Do you want to be my friend?"
~By the one and only amazing Draco Malfoy, played by Lauren IForgotHerLastName.
Also, thank you so much for 1.2k views! It means so much to me! And these quotes may not be accurate.
"Famous Potter doesn't know what Pigfarts is. Figures!"
~By the one and only Draco Malfoy, played by Lauren IForgotHerLastName *cough* copyright *cough*
"It was simply a fart."
~By Professor Quirrel
"I can taste the victory! It tastes look coolmints!"
~Voldiemort
"Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang!"
~Lavender Brown
"I'm Cho Chang, y'all."
~Cho Chang
"That's my racist sister, Ginny!"
~Ronald Billius Weasley
"This is Griffindor House! Get out of my face!"
~Harry Potter, pushing Draco Malfoy to the ground
"YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO TOUCH!"
~Draco Malfoy, being pushed to the ground by The Boy Who Farted- LIVED! The Boy Who Lived
My personal favorite
"You wait til my father hears about this! He'll say, 'Draco, you God damn little poofer. Why can't you stop whining and just learn to use the potty like any normal wizard?' Then, he'll pull down my diaper, scold me for the mess I've made in it, and spank my cheeks as red as cherries."
~The respectful wizard, Draco Malfoy, played by Lauren Lopez
"You where diapers, too?"
~Draco Malfoy
"All respectful wizards do."
~Luna Lovegood
Should there be a part 2?
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My Random Thoughtz and Tagz
RandomA story where I write my thoughtz and show everyone my tagz. There is everything in here; there may be some one-shots, some pictures, and maybe funny videos that I love. Thanks for considering! This is a really stupid book!!! Warning: DERP DERP I WI...
