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Guess what? I'm in a hotel room right now. I'm in a Spinny chair spinning around like nobody's watching. (Nobody is watching lol)
We went to the zoo today and saw lions (a male and a female) make out. The male lion was literally humping the female lion. O.o
I kept yelling at them saying, "KEEP IT PG 13! KIDS ARE WATCHING!" It was hilarious.
We saw pumas, tigers hippos, spiders, snakes, kangaroos, bald eagles that were in the "Big Cats of America" section, and grizzly bears that were labeled polar bears.
Literally! We went to penguin cove but there were no penguins. We saw "llamas" but they weren't llamas. I saw an ostrich with red eyes, but it was a flipping Emoo instead. I don't give a fudge about the spelling.
I WANTED TO SEE FLIPPING PENGUINS!
Also, the train was cancelled because someone who looked ready to give up on their life reported imaginary lightning and it started raining.
We couldn't do camel rides because they closed right when we got there. :/
We saw gorillas, too! There was a baby gorilla and a mother trapped in a small space, but I think they're meant to be there.
The big gorillas literally showed off and posed to everyone with a camera! XD One of them even came to my brothers and I. He was literally just on the glass, staring at me. 😳😳😂😂
The grizzly bear was on the top of the water, swimming right on the glass to the exhibit. xD it was quite funny, and my sister claimed he looked like he was drowning.
We also accidentally skipped the meerkats and naked mole rat. :(
I wish the penguins were there!
But it was great and I got to see a snake gulp down a mouse very, very, very, very, VERY slowly. It took one gulp at a time and the mouse was still alive! 😙😙😁😁
It was great! I'm in a spinny hotel chair right now after my shower in the very small bathroom. We brought 8 people with us, so there are 8 people in all.
It's my mom, my 3 brothers and my 4 sisters, including me. Anyone know Bijuu Mike? That's what I named my little Squirmle. It's lime green with small googly eyes. We're planning on going to Kentucky Kingdom tomorrow :P
It was so fun today! Tell me what you've been that's super fun!!
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