Character Interview

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MsAllThingsFiction: So Star...how are you?

Star: I'm not sure I even want to speak to you.

MsAllThingsFiction:Why?

Star: Because you put me through hell!

MsAllThingsFiction: Fair enough. But it was for your own good.

Star: You're weird. I thought this was supposed to be a quick in and out. Marco confesses his love for me and we go home. What happened to that?

MsAllThingsFiction: I'm not even sure. I just got all of these cool ideas and decided you should go through them with me.

Star: Fuck you!


MsAllThingsFiction: Marco, why did you let Toffee take over your body?

Marco: You're the author! You tell me!

MsAllThingsFiction: I did it because I love you. *pulls ring from pocket* Marco Diaz, will you marry me?

Marco: You know Star is right behind you, right? She's gonna kill you.

MsAllThingsFiction: What? *Gets attacked by Star* Ahh!


MsAllThingsFiction: *trying to fix messed up hair* So Tom...can you guys please stop making out? *Tom and Janna making out in the chairs*

Tom: Sorry, no can do. Come back in an hour. *throws me out of the room*


MsAllThingsFiction: *brushes dirt from pants* Guys. You have to work with me or else this interview will take too long. Come on, I miss my dog.

Minotaur: You can interview me. *Hot tall guy with gorgeous green eyes and black hair comes sliding into the room* Actually, never mind gotta run. *Runs through the wall to get away*

MsAllThingsFiction: You have to pay for that!

Guy with green eyes: Have you seen the Minotaur?

MsAllThingsFiction: No, but I've seen your new girlfriend. *Wink wink* it's me.

Guy with green eyes: sorry, I already have a girlfriend. I'm Percy Jackson by the way. Bye.


MsAllThingsFiction: Finally! A grown up to interview! So Moon, tell me all the dirty little secrets you have with Toffee.

Moon: Uhhh...that wasn't what the script says. You're supposed to ask me about my grandchildren.

MsAllThingsFiction: Did you and Toffee have an affair? Is that why he was so angry?

Moon: I...I've got to go.

MsAllThingsFiction: Moon and Toffee sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love then comes the excruciating pain of the fact that you let him go and married a man a foot shorter than you.

Moon: We only kissed once!

MsAllThingsFiction: Only once?

Moon: Twice! Ten-fifteen times! Don't judge me! *jumps through the window*

MsAllThingsFiction: Nice talking to you!


MsAllThingsFiction: *Staring at Toffee looking quite hot in a suit* Aren't you supposed to be dead?

Toffee: I am.

MsAllThingsFiction: then why are you here?

Toffee: I heard you were interviewing people. Go ahead, ask me a question.

MsAllThingsFiction: Ummm...what's your favorite thing to eat?

Toffee: Moon. Well, it was nice talking to you. Bye. *Leaves*

MsAllThingsFiction: But Moon isn't a food!...oh...never mind.


MsAllThingsFiction: You guys suck at interviews.

Star: we're just giving you a hard time. You know, like you did to us.

MsAllThingsFiction: will you ever get over that?

Marco: No.

Star: No.

Moon: No.

Guards that died: No.

Toffee: No.

Tom: No.

Janna: Sure.

All of them: Janna!

Janna: What? She didn't do anything to me. Besides, she let me name my kid Lucifer. Pretty cool.

A/N: thanks guys for reading! I had a blast writing this fanfic! It's kept my mind off of Star Vs The Forces of Evil for a while. I appreciate all of the lovely comments and PM's. If you'd like a story about Star's children please comment. I love you all. Have a great summer!

-MsAllThingsFiction

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