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Jimin: Um..... What if...... Bill Bye is just an....... Actor
Jungkook:...... Eomma!? Jimin is scaring me!
Jin: Jimin? What did you do this time?
Jimin: I just suggested that maybe Bill Nye is not actually a science guy.
Jin:..... Jimin to the bully box. I will have no one scarring my Jungkookie like that. Now.
Jimin: But I didn't- but i-
Jin: Now.
~later, at the bully box, a poor unsuspecting pedestrian passed by the bully box~
Jimin: psst psst. TaeTae. Kim Taehyung. Over here I have secret
Taehyung: NO! You're in the bully box that means you bullied some one and the swift hand of justice caught u. I will not listen to a thug.
Jimin: I'M NOT A THUG! I WAS JUST STUCK IN HERE FOR THEORETICAL SPEAKING! THAT'S NOT JUSTICE! THAT'S JIN!
Taehyung: tru dat. Wats the secret.
Jimin: well after years of thinking I decided. Bill Nye is not a science guy at all, but a mere actor. Get me outta the bully box and I'll show u how to expose him.
Taehyung: Lies! All lies! I refuse to believe it! Goodbye sinner! I shan't converse with Satan!
~And with that TaeTae ran away screeching~
Two minutes later
Jimin: Yes! Yoongi just the man I wanted to see!
Yoongi: Well. Lustful aren't we? I'm sorry but my knees are in no mood. Considering that is all you can reach.
Jimin: just get me out the damn bully box
Yoongi: sure thing. that's my job isn't it? *inhales* THANKS FOR PICKING UP MY BOOK JIMIN! I'M GLAD YOU WERE THERE TO HELP! mkay my job here is done.
Jimin: thanksYoongi: oh and one last thing. I've decided to start charging you dweebs for getting you out of the bully box all the time. A dollah a minute.
Jimin: that couldn't have taken more than five minutes so... That's... *takes out wallet*
Yoongi: twenty bucks.
Jimin: but you said-
Yoongi: people change Jim jam. *snatches wallet and runs away*
TO BE CONTINUED
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