Insights

Ham

Bigbang

~our story starts as Seungri is being a wonderful sticky note and making himself a sandwich~

Seungri: *whistling a heppy (don't correct me poop head)
tune* first we add maaaaaayyyyyyooooooooonaaaaaaise~~  then cheeeeeeeeeese ~~then- *gasps* RRreeEEeeEeEEEE WHatS WitH THe HAAAAAAM??!?!?!?

T.O.P: what's not with the ham?

Daeaung: happiness clearly. It's missing happiness. Someone give T.O.P a hug

T.O.P: I'M NOT HAM

G. Dragon: *snaps fingers whilst trying to look cool but can't keep his goofy smile from make an appearance* darn never would have thought

Taeyang: got a hammy ass tho *smacks T.O.P in the behind*

T.O.P: now why would you do that

Taeyang: I has no idea pls furgurve meh bro

T.O.P: no

Seungri: ThE HAAAAAM

G. Dragon: what ham? We had ham? Wow I had no idea

Daesung: what's with the ham?

Seungri: ITs StiCkY!

Taeyang: ew thass gross

Seungri: WHat d0 wE d0 WiTh It?!?!?!?

G. dragon+ Daesung +T.O.P+ Taeyang:.................... Burn it

Seungri: BURN IT?!?!?!? WHY WOULD WE DO THAT!?!?!?!????WE COULD DIE!!!!!!! CAN'T WE JUST RINSE IT OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?

G. dragon: why can't we burn iiiiiit?

Daesung: cuz then it would hurt the ham

T.O.P: is it lawful to rinse ham?

Taeyang: why wouldn't it be?

T.O.P: why would it?

Taeyang: tru dat

Seungri: LETS JUST RISE IT AND GET IT OVER WITH!!!

G. dragon+ Daeaung+T.O.P+ Taeyang: WAIT!!

T.O.P+ Taeyang: is it lawful?

Daesung: lets sing it a goodbye song first

G. Dragon: haha lolz ham haha 'kay go on

Seungri: I'm not going to do this I've lost my appetite and my patience. Y'all are hoes bye

G. dragon+ Daesung+T.O.P+ Taeyang: WAIT!!!!

Seungri:RRREEEEEEEEEEEE! NOOOOO I WILL NOT WAIT YOU BUNCH OF BOATS *grabs sticky ham and smacks whoever is closest which happens to be T.O.P*

Daesung+Taeyang+G. Dragon: *break into fits of laughter*

G. Dragon: THE HAM GOT SMACKED BY HAM!!!!!!

Taeyang: AND IT STUCK TO HIS FACE

T.O.P: *tries to look mad but who can be mad at Seungri? It just never happens. So he also falls into fits into fits of laughter.*

Seungri: *through cackles* y-you look gorgeous! I-it r-really compliments your skin!

T.O.P: ofc it does everything does

G. Dragon: BUT UR HAM

T.O.P: I'M NOT HAM *murders everyone*

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OK so if anyone is reading this which no one is but I apologize to the nonexistent readers out there  reading this cuz I don't much about Big bang ( I mean don't get me wrong their music is 👌 and they themselves are👌 but I still don't know much about their personalities but then again none of us really do do we? Either way don't judge cuz this is America and we don't judge in America........ Unless ur not in America...... Then you can do as please I guess