Insights

Winnie the Pooh

Black Pink

~all four of our lovely broccolis are lounging on the floor of their dorm when Jisoo starts screaming and flings her phone across the room~

Jenny: could you not. It's 1 in the afternoon, it is way too early in the day for this

Jisoo: *screeching intensifies*

Rose: Jisoo, hun are you OK? Do u need a break?  Come on let's go take a break.

Lisa: Naw man I got this *goes up to a screeching Jisoo and starts doing CPR*

Jisoo: REEEE- huh REEE-huh REEEEEEEE-huh

Rose: I THINK IT'S WORKING

Jenny: y'all are weird *skips to the kitchen whilst singing the spongebob theme song*

Rose: WE BELIEVE IN YOU JISOO!! WE JUST NEED YOU TO BELIEVE SO WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK!!

Lisa: um not to interfere or anything but what are we trying to make work again?

Rose: lolz I have no idea either

Jenny: *waltz back with a French fry*

Jisoo: * attacks Jenny for the French fry*

Lisa: IT WORKED

Rose: YAY

Jenny: WHAT WORKED?  WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?.......... my fwench fwy doe. y u do dis man?

Lisa+Rose: LOLZ WE HAVE NO IDEA

Jisoo: THE END IS NEAR!!!

Jenny: I KNOW THAT YOU ASSHAT! IF IT WEREN'T I WOULD STILL HAVE MY FRENCH FRY!!

Jisoo: ALL HOPE IS GONE!!  WINNIE THE POOH IS A GIRL!!

~all start sobbing uncontrollably. Jisoo because of the Winnie the Pooh fact, Jenny for her French fry, and Lisa and Rose because they're bored~

Lisa: waaaaaaait a minute did you just say that Winnie the Pooh is a girl?

Jisoo: *through tears* ye

Lisa:..........

Rose:..........

Jenny: *still crying about the French fry*

Rose: u sure

Jisoo: *sniffle* ye boi

Lisa: it's time

Jisoo: fer wat

Rose: *snaps fingers* yis

Jisoo: *slowly realizes* hehe ye

Jenny: OK I'm done I'm ok.  What were we talking about

Jisoo: we've decided to initiate plan leger

Jenny: before we do so why on earth did y'all call it plan leger

Rose: so that no one knows that it has anything to do with Lego's. That way we won't be found out and can sin as we please

Jenny: but why Leger like what the hell does that even mean

Lisa: Enough questions let's get started for the sake of Winnie the Pooh

~they then spend the entire day making a lego maze all over the floor so that if any of them decide to back out of plan Leger they will have to step on a lego~

*12 oclock am*

Jisoo: it's time

Jisoo+Jenny+Rose+Lisa: *start Chatting 'BLACKPINK IN OUR AREA* and dancing around a plane of those fake candles that have an on and off button on the bottom*

Jisoo: for the sake of Winnie the Pooh's deceased male side I'd like to sing a song

Jenny: the stage is yours Madame
Jisoo: ahem LET'S GATHER AROUND THE CAMPFIRE AND SING OUR CAMPFIRE SONG OUR C. A. M. P. F. I-*crash*

Lisa+Jenny+Rose: *gasp*

Rose: sh-should we go check?

Jisoo:...... In the name of Winnie the Pooh....... I'll go

Jenny: me too

Lisa: I'm going too and may Winnie the Pooh give us strength
Rose: then I'll go too

Jisoo+Lisa+Rose+Jenny: *creep into the living room and find their manager on the floor in a mess of legos with two bags of McDonald's in his hand*

Jenny: ooh I wonder if there's  French fries *tries to run over*
*steps on a lego*  *breaks an ankle*

~and that is why their comeback has been taking a while~

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Just a little note to myself since no one is reading this...... Ur ugly. OK bye.