Black Pink
~all four of our lovely broccolis are lounging on the floor of their dorm when Jisoo starts screaming and flings her phone across the room~
Jenny: could you not. It's 1 in the afternoon, it is way too early in the day for this
Jisoo: *screeching intensifies*
Rose: Jisoo, hun are you OK? Do u need a break? Come on let's go take a break.
Lisa: Naw man I got this *goes up to a screeching Jisoo and starts doing CPR*
Jisoo: REEEE- huh REEE-huh REEEEEEEE-huh
Rose: I THINK IT'S WORKING
Jenny: y'all are weird *skips to the kitchen whilst singing the spongebob theme song*
Rose: WE BELIEVE IN YOU JISOO!! WE JUST NEED YOU TO BELIEVE SO WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK!!
Lisa: um not to interfere or anything but what are we trying to make work again?
Rose: lolz I have no idea either
Jenny: *waltz back with a French fry*
Jisoo: * attacks Jenny for the French fry*
Lisa: IT WORKED
Rose: YAY
Jenny: WHAT WORKED? WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?.......... my fwench fwy doe. y u do dis man?
Lisa+Rose: LOLZ WE HAVE NO IDEA
Jisoo: THE END IS NEAR!!!
Jenny: I KNOW THAT YOU ASSHAT! IF IT WEREN'T I WOULD STILL HAVE MY FRENCH FRY!!
Jisoo: ALL HOPE IS GONE!! WINNIE THE POOH IS A GIRL!!
~all start sobbing uncontrollably. Jisoo because of the Winnie the Pooh fact, Jenny for her French fry, and Lisa and Rose because they're bored~
Lisa: waaaaaaait a minute did you just say that Winnie the Pooh is a girl?
Jisoo: *through tears* ye
Lisa:..........
Rose:..........
Jenny: *still crying about the French fry*
Rose: u sure
Jisoo: *sniffle* ye boi
Lisa: it's time
Jisoo: fer wat
Rose: *snaps fingers* yis
Jisoo: *slowly realizes* hehe ye
Jenny: OK I'm done I'm ok. What were we talking about
Jisoo: we've decided to initiate plan leger
Jenny: before we do so why on earth did y'all call it plan leger
Rose: so that no one knows that it has anything to do with Lego's. That way we won't be found out and can sin as we please
Jenny: but why Leger like what the hell does that even mean
Lisa: Enough questions let's get started for the sake of Winnie the Pooh
~they then spend the entire day making a lego maze all over the floor so that if any of them decide to back out of plan Leger they will have to step on a lego~
*12 oclock am*
Jisoo: it's time
Jisoo+Jenny+Rose+Lisa: *start Chatting 'BLACKPINK IN OUR AREA* and dancing around a plane of those fake candles that have an on and off button on the bottom*
Jisoo: for the sake of Winnie the Pooh's deceased male side I'd like to sing a song
Jenny: the stage is yours Madame
Jisoo: ahem LET'S GATHER AROUND THE CAMPFIRE AND SING OUR CAMPFIRE SONG OUR C. A. M. P. F. I-*crash*Lisa+Jenny+Rose: *gasp*
Rose: sh-should we go check?
Jisoo:...... In the name of Winnie the Pooh....... I'll go
Jenny: me too
Lisa: I'm going too and may Winnie the Pooh give us strength
Rose: then I'll go tooJisoo+Lisa+Rose+Jenny: *creep into the living room and find their manager on the floor in a mess of legos with two bags of McDonald's in his hand*
Jenny: ooh I wonder if there's French fries *tries to run over*
*steps on a lego* *breaks an ankle*~and that is why their comeback has been taking a while~
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