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J. Seph: Jiwoo, lets go outside
Jiwoo: aight
Somin: ooh ooh me too!
BM: now why would we do that it just rained
J. Seph+Somin+Jiwoo: exactly
BM: you right, you right. Let's go
~once outside~
Jiwoo: J. Seph, why are you wearing high heels?
J. Seph: the higher I am the less mud gets on my pants when I jump in mud puddles
BM: TRUE! IMMA GO GET US SOME HIGH HEELS!
Somin: HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS!!
Jiwoo: wassup
Somin: I FOUND A PERISHING ANT!
J. Seph: WHAT DO WE DO WITH IT?
Jiwoo: we put it out of its for misery
BM: I'M HERE AND I'M QUEER
Somin: thanks BM. You completely ruined the mood
BM: what mood
Jiwoo: this ant here is dying and you ruined the mood
J. Seph: aaaaaaaaaanyway. How do we put it out of its misery?
BM: I got an idea. We'll drown it in a mud puddle
J. Seph+Somin+Jiwoo: YASSS
Jiwoo: ooh ooh what if we make it a contest. We all find an ant and put it in the mud puddle. Whoever's ant gets out first wins a chicken dinner
J. Seph: I hope y'all are ready to treat me to a wonderful chicken dinner
BM: treat you my ass
J. Seph: sorry BM. I don't your ass. Your ass is flat
BM: hey! At least it's not as flat as Jiwoo's
Jiwoo: please. You wish you had an ass like mine
Somin: could y'all stop bein' gay?
Besides, we all know my ass is bestJ. Seph: how r00d
BM: shut ur flat ass up and find an ant
Somin: you would know how flat it is
BM: I DONT! I'M JUST.....Guessing
Jiwoo: sure mate sure just go find an ant
BM: *grumbles as he does so*
~once everyone has found their ant~
J. Seph: this one. This puddle right here
BM: My ant is gonna win no matter what puddle you choose tho
Jiwoo: *sticks tongue out* nyeh
BM: *does the same thing* nyeh
J. Seph: MY ANT IS OUT
Somin: NO FAIR! YOUR ANT IS HUGE
Jiwoo: what is your ant on? Asteroids?
BM: the fuck? Asteroids? rly tho?
Somin: thou shan't use that language in my house
BM: this ain't ur house tho
Somin: tru dat, tru dat. Sin as you please
Jiwoo: no no no no no seriously tho why's it so big?
J. Seph: I have no idea what you are talking about
Jiwoo: *pulls J. Seph up to his feet by his shirt collar* how did you cheat?
Somin: whoa whoa whoa. We're all children o' Jesus
J. Seph: k damn you see I raided an ant hole and stole the queen
BM: what the- WHY?
J. Seph: well I knew I was gonna win so I thought I would just put it back
Somin+BM+Jiwoo:........
Somin: I'm sorry guys but that's a brilliant plan
Jiwoo: tru tho
BM: can we..... do that?
BM+Jiwoo+Somin:.......
Jiwoo: yes. Let's change the rules. Let's collect the ant queens and battle them.
J. Seph+BM+Somin: yeeeeeeeee
~and so they began their murderous ant massacre........ And where I end this chapter because I ain't going to write about ant massacre~
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