Insights

Ants

K.A.R.D

J. Seph: Jiwoo, lets go outside

Jiwoo: aight

Somin: ooh ooh me too!

BM: now why would we do that it just rained

J. Seph+Somin+Jiwoo: exactly

BM: you right,  you right. Let's go

~once outside~

Jiwoo: J. Seph, why are you wearing high heels?

J. Seph: the higher I am the less mud gets on my pants when I jump in mud puddles

BM: TRUE! IMMA GO GET US SOME HIGH HEELS!

Somin: HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS!!

Jiwoo: wassup

Somin: I FOUND A PERISHING ANT!

J. Seph: WHAT DO WE DO WITH IT?

Jiwoo: we put it out of its for misery

BM: I'M HERE AND I'M QUEER

Somin: thanks BM. You completely ruined the mood

BM: what mood

Jiwoo: this ant here is dying and you ruined the mood

J. Seph: aaaaaaaaaanyway. How do we put it out of its misery?

BM: I got an idea. We'll drown it in a mud puddle

J. Seph+Somin+Jiwoo: YASSS

Jiwoo: ooh ooh what if we make it a contest. We all find an ant and put it in the mud puddle. Whoever's ant gets out first wins a chicken dinner

J. Seph: I hope y'all are ready to treat me to a wonderful chicken dinner

BM: treat you my ass

J. Seph: sorry BM. I don't your ass. Your ass is flat

BM: hey! At least it's not as flat as Jiwoo's

Jiwoo: please. You wish you had an ass like mine

Somin: could y'all stop bein' gay?
Besides,  we all know my ass is best

J. Seph: how r00d

BM: shut ur flat ass up and find an ant

Somin: you would know how flat it is

BM: I DONT! I'M JUST.....Guessing

Jiwoo: sure mate sure just go find an ant

BM: *grumbles as he does so*

~once everyone has found their ant~

J. Seph: this one.  This puddle right here

BM: My ant is gonna win no matter what puddle you choose tho

Jiwoo: *sticks tongue out* nyeh

BM: *does the same thing* nyeh

J. Seph: MY ANT IS OUT

Somin: NO FAIR! YOUR ANT IS HUGE

Jiwoo: what is your ant on? Asteroids?

BM: the fuck? Asteroids? rly tho?

Somin: thou shan't use that language in my house

BM: this ain't ur house tho

Somin: tru dat, tru dat. Sin as you please

Jiwoo: no no no no no seriously tho why's it so big?

J. Seph: I have no idea what you are talking about

Jiwoo: *pulls J. Seph up to his feet by his shirt collar* how did you cheat?

Somin: whoa whoa whoa. We're all children o' Jesus

J. Seph: k damn you see I raided an ant hole and stole the queen

BM: what the- WHY?

J. Seph: well I knew I was gonna win so I thought I would just put it back

Somin+BM+Jiwoo:........

Somin: I'm sorry guys but that's a brilliant plan

Jiwoo: tru tho

BM: can we..... do that?

BM+Jiwoo+Somin:.......

Jiwoo: yes. Let's change the rules.  Let's collect the ant queens and battle them.

J. Seph+BM+Somin: yeeeeeeeee

~and so they began their murderous ant massacre........ And where I end this chapter because I ain't going to write about ant massacre~