Insights

Girl scouts of America

EXO

This chapter will include all 12 members because I'm OT12 trash mkay continue
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~EXO is having a lovely dinner when Lay puts down his fork~

Lay: Bye hoes

Suho: Lay manners

Lay: *clears throat* may I be excused mother dear?

Suho: why tho? Luhan, stop trying to touch Xiumins face.

Lay: I uh have research to do

Suho: aight. Kris go with him

Kris: naw bitch I'm hungry

Suho: I'm going to give you two seconds to correct youself

Kris: sorry sir yes sir *gets up to follow Lay*

Suho: Baekhyun stop. Thank you Kris. Imma want receipts got it?

Kris: mkay mkay

Baekhyun: stop what?

Suho: stop lookin' like a bathtub

Baekhyun: the fuck?

Suho: language bitch language

Baekyun: NO IT'S TIME I STOOD UP FOR MYSELF

Suho: sit down you saggy pillowcase

Baekhyun: sorry sir yes sir

~ as Lay and Kris are walking to Lay's room~

Kris: what are you researching

Lay:......... Oh uh nothing

Kris: sure mate s- *gets shoved into the bathroom by Lay*

Lay: * breaks into a sprint after locking the door*

Kris: HEY IMMA TELL SUHO EOM- oh damn. I'm hot *climbs on the sink and stares at himself in the mirror*

Lay: aight finally I have some privacy *rubs hands together like a sloth* ok so first we turn it ooon~~ then we sign iiiiin~~ then we go to the inter-

Suho: *yells from the dining room* KYUNGSOO WHY DID YOU PUT BOBBY PINS IN THE PASTA?

Kai: he didn't put any in mine. Where'd you get them tho bro

Suho: *resumes screaming* TAO LUHAN AND CHANYEOL! OFF THE TABLE!! BAEKHYUN CHEN AND XIUMIN! DON'T THROW MONEY! KYUNGSOO KAI AND SEHUN!! STOP MAKING SATANIC RITUALS AROUND MY CASSEROLE! I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!

Lay: well..... I'm glad I left...... Anyway, now my research must commence..... Gooooooogllllllllle C-A-N-space-D-U-D-E-S-space-J-O-I-N-space-T-H-E-space-G-I-R-L-S-C-O-U-T-S- question mark. OK now...... Search.......... oh.......... Alright then. *signs off his computer and goes back to the dining room*

Suho: no Lay you are not allowed to join in the table dancing

Lay: I'm going out.

Sehun: where to friend

Lay: I'm going to start a protest and you hoes are coming with

Xiumim+Baekhyun+Sehun+Tao+Luhan+Kyungsoo+Kai+Chanyeol+Chen+Kai: Aight *all exit dorm with Lay*

Suho: wait you idiotic bedposts! *reaches behind coach to pull out 12 huge cardboard signs that say "THE KRUSTY CRAB IS UNFAIR"*
You can't protest without signs idiots!

~ they then leave to cause chaos in the streets. Kris is left in the bathroom staring at himself by the way~

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I'm sorry about this chapter too. It's the same situation with Big bang and EXO. But I tried and that's what matters ╮(╯▽╰)╭