"i'm in the FBI mickey, I can't just tell you these things." Carl groaned, trying to explain this to him without making him more irritated than he already was.
"You fucking need to if you want me to kill this dude." Mickey snapped, and Carl quickly shushed him so that none of the other agents would know what they were doing.
"i'll go to prison, mickey," He sighed, "This is a federal case and it's considered a national security threat."
"i'm not gonna fucking run to russia with the information, i'm just trying to find this dude." Mickey rolled his eyes.
"i know i just-"
"why don't you just give him the file to look over?" Rylee sighed, resting her head on the desk.
"i can't, Ry." He repeated quietly.
"oh my fucking god." Mickey groaned dramatically, "if I came here for nothing-"
"mick," ian cut him off "we're still doing this."
"fine, whatever."
Carl sighed. "i'll get the file."
Carl stood up to walk toward the door, Mickey hot at his heels.
"Are you guys back together?" Rylee asked right away when the door was closed.
"No, I just tracked him down for this". Ian explained "He's pissed at me."
"for what?" Rylee asked.
"For breaking up with him."
"He really loved you." She said quietly.
"I know. I did too." Ian said. "it just wasn't the right place or time."
"it's a new place and time now." she raised her eyebrows, slowly looking up at him.
"I think we'll just focus on making sure you guys don't get killed." Ian chuckled.
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"who are you?" Will asked, staring up at Mickey, who was sat at an empty cubical.
Mickey looked down at him for a moment before lamely responding "I'm mickey."
"But who are you?"
"I used to be Ian's boyfriend." He mumbled, eyes back on the file in front of him.
"oh, I have a boyfriend!" Will exclaimed as he took a seat on the floor.
"I- wh- you do?" Mickey's eyes snapped back toward the small boy.
"yeah." He shrugged
"you're gay?"
"what's gay?"
"jesus christ" mickey sighed "you wanna marry a boy or a girl?"
will shrugged "doesn't really matter does it?"
"I guess not." Mickey shrugged.
"I think i might break up with my boyfriend, though." will sighed, as if it was the most stressful situation ever.
"yeah, how come?" mickey lightly chuckled.
"he just takes my toys and uses all my crayons," will shrugged "and he won't even hug me!"
"aw, fuck that." Mickey said loudly, "you just gotta hit him right in-"
"the feelings" ian interrupted, "hit him right in the feelings by telling him that it makes you sad when he does that."
"oh." will mumbled, confused. "okay."
"Why don't you go find your mommy." ian said, lightly pushing him toward the room Rylee was siting in.
"You're teaching my nephew to hit kids?" Ian chuckled once Will was out of ear shot.
"His boyfriend was being an asshole." Mickey defended "Did you know that kid was queer?"
"huh?"
"he's fucking gay." mickey explained, "or bi or some shit I don't know."
"you asked my four year old nephew about his sexual orientation?" Ian asked.
"no, he told me" mickey rolled his eyes
"he told you he's gay?" Ian asked.
"no, he didn't even know what gay meant, he just told me about his boyfriend." Mickey mumbled, still reading through the files on the man they were tracking.
"boyfriend?" Ian repeated.
"yeah, but he'd marry a guy or a girl so he's not totally gay." Mickey explained.
"that's fucked up."
"no, it's not." Mickey looked up at Ian.
"you're either gay or you aren't." Ian argued.
"you do realize that I fuck chicks all the time." Mickey asked harshly.
"yeah." Ian mumbled.
"and I used to fuck you all the time." He continued, "still kinda gay, still kinda not."
"actually i fucked you." Ian corrected him.
"fuck off." mickey rolled his eyes and turned back to the case
"hey. I didn't really mean that being bi is fucked up" he said softly after a minute.
"I don't fucking care." Mickey shrugged.
"I guess it just makes me a little uncomfortable because-"
"because your firefighter boyfriend said he was gay but he was fucking some chick, I know." Mickey sighed.
"Oh." ian said awkwardly, deciding not to ask how he knew about that.
"he's probably in those motels by the freeway."
"what?" Ian furrowed his eyebrows.
"justin meyer." Mickey told him.
"who?"
"jesus, the guy trying to kill your fucking family." Mickey snapped, then sighed heavily.
"oh, right." ian sat down. "okay show me what you know so far."
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(this is short but i tried bc ily sm
also let me tell u a story about how i'm a fuuuuckking idiot lmao
so i moved out in a haste today lol and i like fuckig forgot to grab my meds that like i need to not like go crazy or die lmao and like i literally forgot them but remembered to grab all of my weed, rolling papers, and all 3 of my pieces
i'm a fucking idiot but also i probably would be freaking out more if i forgot the weed lmao
but it's cool bc i'm crashing at my friends house and his parents have hella alcohol in the basement where i'm sleeping and like im lit as fuck and they won't even notice bc there's sooo much
and there's wine so i'm kinda geeking out bc i am a slut 4 wine
anyway i had a rly shitty day lol so i hope u all had a good day but if u didn't i recommend a bottle of wine and a few joints just try to not stink up ur friends basement bc u can't do that when they let u stay in their house
anyway ily have a good night and have fun and be safe and ily
also ps i am sorry if this is stupid or typos and shit idk i'm drunk af i am sorry)
