A new start @ London

10. Mr. Asshelmet

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Jac and I walked in silence admiring the landscape that was ahead of us, the place where we are about to camp. It was a huge spread of grassland with trees and a lake nearby.

After putting up our tents with such great difficulty, we lit a bonfire on which some students were experimenting whether grass burns or not and the other bunch of students roasting marshmallows, while I just sat there like a dumb-ass doing nothing except inspecting what the other people were doing.

My eyes landed on Mr. Asshelmet's lumpy body sitting on a portable chair, and I chuckled as I recalled his weird name in my head, then my attention went to Grace and Sebastian who were talking with smiles that reached their ears and when I turned to my left, Jac stood right in front of my face starring blankly at me with those Goose-like-eyes and I got a little taken back to be honest.

"You alright,,,,,, Joe?" He asked taking my name after a long thoughtful pause.

"Yeah! Why do you ask?"

"I was just worried about you"

"For what joy? If I may ask"

"You look like a lost kid trying to find his parents by just sitting in one place and making no efforts" 

" Woah! Jac you're good with words"

"Yeah yeah I know, Inherited that gift from my mom. It's known as gift of speech. Which is very rare in this generation" He said making a face like Shawn the sheep.

"HaHaHa, I don't think so"

"Why"

"Because I'm pretty much sure, for the betterment of mankind you'll pass on this gene to your kids"

Jac just stared blankly at me due to my remark as I continued laughing, he's always sort of a tubelight  and that is the reason I got his reaction after a complete one minute. He just snorted in reply and did not bother to comment something to it.

"So, what do you plan on doing Joe?"

"I bought water guns"

As soon as I said that sentence we both smirked at each other knowing exactly our intentions. Jac and I have done a Ph.D in mind communications. We had a mischievous plan running in our shitty heads.

We stood up smiling and then ran towards the lake to collect some water into the guns, the water was duper duper cold and when we were done doing our good deed we headed back to the rest of the group, acting like innocent babies! 

We then discussed for a while on who to attack first and on an instant Mr. Asshelmet's name popped on our tongues and we smirked at each other's same way of thought processes. We took some measures of precaution at not getting caught and being screwed up by that lumpy beast, so we decided to stay far from each other and shoot from a safe yet reachable distance. We shook hands at the agreement made by us and proceeded with our oh- so- good- deed. With a nod of head we spilled the water on Mr. Asshelmet's bald-and-shiny-as-the-marble floor-head at the count of 3. 

When Mr. Asshelmet screamed and screeched at once due to the cold as hell water on his moon-like-clear-head Jac and I sprinted to an unnoticeable run into the trees and when we were out of the hearing range from others, we did a little victory dance and laughed at that reaction as it was just simply plainly priceless! Especially when we recalled it in a slowmo, the way his flesh wiggled from here to there when he screamed and got up as if wanting to get detached from his body to the way his eyes were open and popped up like someone pulled it out and did not put it in the right place, it was a moment to be captured and tagged as the joke of the century . I really hoped I'd put a camera before doing it, but I'm sure enough that someone might have recorded it.

I can't wait for the upcoming days of the trip and more mischief following those days. Tomorrow seems too much to wait for!

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