Overwatch Emergency Chat

Chapter 1

OVERWATCH EMERGENCY CHAT

Winston: This is for emergencies only!

Hana Song: aww come on thats no fun

Hana Song: and why is my chat name my real one?

Hana Song changed their name to D.Va

D.Va: thats better

Ana: you brought back the chat?

Ana: winston remember last time

Winston: Everyone should be mature enough to know to follow the rules.

Jamison Fawkes: aw cool a group chat

Jamison Fawkes: wait a tick

Jamison Fawkes changed their name to Junkrat

Junkrat: thats better

Winston: EMERGENCIES ONLY!

Tracer: wisnston you should know people arent going to use it for emergencies

Ana: i remember the original chat

Ana: gabriel and jack being gay together

Ana: good memories

Solider 76: Ana we werent a thing.

Ana: keep telling yourself that jack

Ana: we all know were gay for him

Solider 76: shut up Ana.

D.Va: oh hey dad

Solider 76: i'm not your dad Hana.

D.Va: any way

D.Va: im out of shrimp snacks

Solider 76: i'm on it.

Mercy: Oh Jack you're such a dad

Solider 76: no i'm not Angela stop lying.

D.va: i should get lucio in here

Lucio: hello

D.va: hey lu

Junkrat: gday luc

Lucio: hey Jamison how are you?

Junkrat: im fine mate what about you?

Lucio: im good

Lucio: so what are you up to?

D.Va: wow you can practically taste the gay right now

Tracer: you know i have to agree with hana on this one

Tracer: like if you look close enough at the two you can see them intensely staring at eachother

Junkrat: i dont know what youre talking about

Ana: oh come on like we cant hear the things you whisper under your breath

Junkrat: ...

Lucio: ...

Solider 76: Hana i have your shrimp snacks. i put them on the table in the kitchen.

D.Va: THANKS DAD

McCree: howdy solider

Solider 76: im not going to respond to you.

McCree: why

Genji: Jesse, you should know why people won't talk to you.

McCree: your brother will talk to me

Genji: My brother is a fool.

Hanzo: Shut up Genji. I killed once i'll do it again.

Genji: Almost killed me.

Genji: Plus you love me too much.

Hanzo: Want to bet?

Genji: I value my life too much.

McCree: so Hanzo wanna hang out some time?

Genji: I know my brother wouldn't go with someone like you.

Hanzo: Sure Jesse, i'd love to.

Genji: WAIT WHAT?

Genji: MY BROTHER WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH THE COWBOY?

Hanzo: I have my own life Genji.

Genji: I'm disappointed in you brother.

Genji: I never knew Jesse was your type.

Hanzo: I do not understand what you are talking about.

Hanzo: He is just a meer friend.

McCree: but we can be more ;)

McCree: right han?

Hanzo: I'm not going to answer that.

McCree: :(

Genji: You just got friend zoned Jesse.

McCree: be quite for once

D.Va: has overwatch always been this gay?

Ana: yep it has

Ana: welcome to gaywatch hana

Ana: where youre bound to find a girlfriend

D.Va: now im fine with this welcoming