OVERWATCH EMERGENCY CHAT
Winston: This is for emergencies only!
Hana Song: aww come on thats no fun
Hana Song: and why is my chat name my real one?
Hana Song changed their name to D.Va
D.Va: thats better
Ana: you brought back the chat?
Ana: winston remember last time
Winston: Everyone should be mature enough to know to follow the rules.
Jamison Fawkes: aw cool a group chat
Jamison Fawkes: wait a tick
Jamison Fawkes changed their name to Junkrat
Junkrat: thats better
Winston: EMERGENCIES ONLY!
Tracer: wisnston you should know people arent going to use it for emergencies
Ana: i remember the original chat
Ana: gabriel and jack being gay together
Ana: good memories
Solider 76: Ana we werent a thing.
Ana: keep telling yourself that jack
Ana: we all know were gay for him
Solider 76: shut up Ana.
D.Va: oh hey dad
Solider 76: i'm not your dad Hana.
D.Va: any way
D.Va: im out of shrimp snacks
Solider 76: i'm on it.
Mercy: Oh Jack you're such a dad
Solider 76: no i'm not Angela stop lying.
D.va: i should get lucio in here
Lucio: hello
D.va: hey lu
Junkrat: gday luc
Lucio: hey Jamison how are you?
Junkrat: im fine mate what about you?
Lucio: im good
Lucio: so what are you up to?
D.Va: wow you can practically taste the gay right now
Tracer: you know i have to agree with hana on this one
Tracer: like if you look close enough at the two you can see them intensely staring at eachother
Junkrat: i dont know what youre talking about
Ana: oh come on like we cant hear the things you whisper under your breath
Junkrat: ...
Lucio: ...
Solider 76: Hana i have your shrimp snacks. i put them on the table in the kitchen.
D.Va: THANKS DAD
McCree: howdy solider
Solider 76: im not going to respond to you.
McCree: why
Genji: Jesse, you should know why people won't talk to you.
McCree: your brother will talk to me
Genji: My brother is a fool.
Hanzo: Shut up Genji. I killed once i'll do it again.
Genji: Almost killed me.
Genji: Plus you love me too much.
Hanzo: Want to bet?
Genji: I value my life too much.
McCree: so Hanzo wanna hang out some time?
Genji: I know my brother wouldn't go with someone like you.
Hanzo: Sure Jesse, i'd love to.
Genji: WAIT WHAT?
Genji: MY BROTHER WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH THE COWBOY?
Hanzo: I have my own life Genji.
Genji: I'm disappointed in you brother.
Genji: I never knew Jesse was your type.
Hanzo: I do not understand what you are talking about.
Hanzo: He is just a meer friend.
McCree: but we can be more ;)
McCree: right han?
Hanzo: I'm not going to answer that.
McCree: :(
Genji: You just got friend zoned Jesse.
McCree: be quite for once
D.Va: has overwatch always been this gay?
Ana: yep it has
Ana: welcome to gaywatch hana
Ana: where youre bound to find a girlfriend
D.Va: now im fine with this welcoming
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Overwatch Emergency Chat
FanficWinston created a group chat for emergencies. But what happens when you have the Overwatch agents and a group chat? CHAOS you get chaos. (I'm no good at descriptions.) Cover was made by FallOutEscence! This fic is also on ao3
