(The names.)
Sonic - Tracer
Frog Boi - Lucio
Healing Bird Mom/Angel Bird Mom - Mercy
Gamer Bunny - D.Va
Xbox - Genji
Rocket Bird Mom - Pharah
Bad Ass Granny - Ana
Blue Spider Lady - Widowmaker
I'm Still An Emo/Still Loves MCR - Reaper
Gay Cowboy - McCree
Handsoap - Hanzo
Trashmouse - Junkrat
Meme Master/Outdated Meme Master - Reinhardt
Glados - Symmetra
Sonic: so how was everyone night
Frog Boi: short
Sonic: wait a minute
Sonic: whys my name sonic
Healing Bird Mom: I'm not sure who I'm going to assume is Lena
Sonic: yup its me 'Healing Bird Mom'
Gamer Bunny: this is great
Gamer Bunny: sombra did you do this
Sombra: Of course i did
Sombra: who else would
Healing Bird Mom: change my name back please
Healing Bird Mom: Or HE will...
Xbox: I.
Xbox: Need.
Xbox: Healing.
Xbox: Angela.
Healing Bird Mom: OH GOD PLEASE
Xbox: I nEeD heAliNg!
Healing Bird Mom: PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS I CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORE
Healing Bird Mom changed their name to Angel Bird Mom
Angel Bird Mom: This is a bit better
Xbox: I still need healing angela.
Angel Bird Mom removed Xbox
Angel Bird Mom: NO
Angel Bird Mom: I've had enough of Genji doing this today
Sombra: But how did you know it was Genji?
Angel Bird Mom: Well xboxes have that green light
Angel Bird Mom: I think... I'm pretty sure I'm right
Angel Bird Mom: And who else would spam 'I need healing'
Sombra: Well i guess you got me there
Rocket Bird Mom: Angela, are you ok?
Angel Bird Mom: Yes I'm fine... Fareeha?... I think
Rocket Bird Mom: What?
Rocket Bird Mom: Oh..
Rocket Bird Mom: Sombra... Why did you do this?
Sombra: What? Can't take a joke
Rocket Bird Mom: ...I need a moment.
Angel Bird Mom: I'll go check up on her just in case
Gammer Bunny: i smell a ship getting stronger
Bad Ass Granny: i hope they get together
Bad Ass Granny: angela seems best suited for fareeha
Bad Ass Granny: oh and sombra love the name changes
Sombra: YES another person who loves my work
Gamer Bunny: oh yeah i almost forgot
Gamer Bunny added Xbox
Xbox: I need healing!
Sonic: shes gone love
Xbox: Dammit.
Sonic: hey amelie can i ask you something
Blue Spider Lady: What Lena?
Blue Spider Lady: Sombra, why?
Blue Spider Lady: You know I'm purple not blue.
Sombra: Hey this chat needed some fun
Sonic: ahem
Sonic: as i was going to say
Sonic: amelie would you like to hangout somewhere?
Blue Spider Lady: Sure I'd love to.
I'm Still An Emo: Amelie you know you should go out
Blue Spider Lady: Shut up Gabe.
Blue Spider Lady: You know you should run out to fuck your boyfriend but you still do it.
Blue Spider Lady: So why should that stop me from hanging out with Lena?
I'm Still An Emo: ...Fuck of Widow
Gamer Bunny: are we not going to discuss reapers name
Bad Ass Granny: i think his name just states it all
Gay Cowboy: hey whats goin on here?
Gamer Bunny: HOLY SHIT
Gamer Bunny: IM WHEZ ZING
Gamer Bunny: OH MY FUC K
Gay Cowboy: what er you talking bout
I'm Still An Emo: Jesse... your name...
Gay Cowboy: like yours is any better
Handsoap: It actually is a better.
Gay Cowboy: now im just insulted
Bad Ass Granny: hey sombra i have better name for gabe
Bad Ass Granny: here ill just send you it
I'm Still An Emo: What do you have planned Ana
Sombra: Oh my god that's just perfect
I'm Still An Emo changed their name to Still Loves MCR (I am deeply sorry for this. Just for the people out there that also love this band. RIP ;-;.)
Still Loves MCR: WHY WOULD YOU THINK OF THIS
Still Loves MCR: IT PHYSICALLY HURTS
Still Loves MCR: YOU DEMON
Still Loves MCR: I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW ANA
Bad Ass Granny: love you too
Still Loves MCR: FUCK OFF
Gamer Bunny: you know i wonder what the other agents names are
Trashmouse: wot
Trashmouse: oh... this isnt even funny mate
Frog Boi: know how you feel
Meme Master: Oh i remember the popular meme 'Dat Boi'
Meme Master: So many wonderful memes back then
Sombra: ...
Meme Master changed their name to Outdated Meme Master
Outdated Meme Master: This name fits me just as well
Glados: What is going on here?
YOU ARE READING
Overwatch Emergency Chat
FanfictionWinston created a group chat for emergencies. But what happens when you have the Overwatch agents and a group chat? CHAOS you get chaos. (I'm no good at descriptions.) Cover was made by FallOutEscence! This fic is also on ao3
