Overwatch Emergency Chat

Chapter 8

Angel Bird Mom: Lena how did this happen?

Sonic: what are you talking about

Angel Bird Mom: You know

Angel Bird Mom: You’re severely injured NEARLY DEAD

Sonic: oh… well i may or may not have stolen pharahs helmet…

Angel Bird Mom: Now why would you do that?

Angel Bird Mom: You know she would have done that

Sonic: ok maybe i was dared..

Sonic: and it seemed fun..

Angel Bird Mom: What was the dare exactly?

Sonic: maybe it wasnt really a dare..

Sonic: i just wanted to see in i could out run her

Angel Bird Mom: You know what I’m not even surprised any more

Sonic: not even a little

Angel Bird Mom: No I’m used to your behavior now

Angel Bird Mom: Now I am going to go check up on Fareeha to see if she’s ok

Sonic: of course shes ok shes the one who attacked me

Angel Bird Mom: Good bye Lena

Sonic: aww man

Blue Spider Lady: Are you okay Lena?

Sonic: yeah its just a scratch

Blue Spider Lady: You look dead.

Sonic: wait how do you know

Blue Spider Lady: I was merely guessing.

Sonic: well.. You guessed right..

Blue Spider Lady: How did this happen?

Sonic: just read up

Sonic: why do you want to know?

Blue Spider Lady: I need to know who to shoot.

Sonic: WAIT DONT GO SHOOTING PHARAH

Blue Spider Lady: But she attacked you. I must take action.

Sonic: thats only because i took her helmet

Blue Spider Lady: I read.

Blue Spider Lady: She still attacked you.

Blue Spider Lady: Also why we’re you talking over the chat?

Blue Spider Lady: Were you not in the same room?

Sonic: we were in different rooms and she didnt bother asking me before

Blue Spider Lady: I see.

Blue Spider Lady: And Sombra i know you’re watching this.

Sombra: Damn

Sombra: Cover blown

Blue Spider Lady: You can leave now.

Sombra: You guys can be gay somewhere else

Blue Spider Lady: Also.

Blue Spider Lady changed their name to Widowmaker

Sombra: HOLY SHIT YOU DIDN’T NEED TO PULL YOUR GUN ON ME

Widowmaker: You most likely wouldn’t change it if i simply asked.

Sombra: Eh what’s the fun in playing fair

Widowmaker: Sombra i will kill you right here right now.

Gamer Bunny: I WILL 1v1 YOU RIGHT NOW 

Gamer Bunny: NO ONE WILL ATTACK SOMBRA

Sombra: Hana its ok really

Gamer Bunny: NO NO NO NO 

Gamer Bunny: SHE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND 

Bad Ass Granny: thats it hana stand you for your girlfriend

Sonic: well this is intense

Widowmaker: Lena.

Sonic: yes

Widowmaker: Do you want you chat name changed back?

Sonic: im kinda ok with sonic but id like it to go back

Sonic changed their name to Tracer

Tracer: im not going to asked how it was changed

Gamer Bunny: WIDOW 

Sombra: Hey Hana, want to play a videogame with me?

Gamer Bunny: OF FUCKING COURSE

Widowmaker: Knock.

Widowmaker: Knock.

Tracer: ok someones actually knocking on my door

Tracer: it better be you am

Widowmaker: Hello.

Tracer: AMELIE

Tracer: how did you get in

Widowmaker: I brought Sombra and Gabe with me.

Tracer: oh well i guess that makes sense

Tracer: come in

Widowmaker: We should probably stop talking through the chat.

Tracer: yeah youre right