Overwatch Emergency Chat

Chapter 3

Ana: hey losers

D.va: im not a loser right grandma?

Ana: no youre too cool

D.Va: YEAH

Lucio: hey guys

Ana: so lucio how are you and jamison?

Lucio: were not a thing

D.Va: but you clearly have a thing for him lu

Sombra: I can back this up

Sombra: He has a lot of things on his computer related to Jamison

Lucio: WHY ARE YOU HACKING INTO MY COMPUTER?

Sombra: I hack into peoples computers when im bored

Sombra: You should see all the stuff on Gabe's

Sombra: He's like a edgy 13 year old

Widowmaker: Sombra, anyone can tell he's like an edgy 13 year old just by looking at him.

Sombra: Yeah you're right

Tracer: HIYA LOVES

Widowmaker: Bonjour but who are you?

Sombra: Widow you don't need to know who they are

Widowmaker: ...Shut up Sombra.

Tracer: well i guess i should introduce myself

Tracer: hello im tracer or lena and im a flaming homo

Widowmaker: Well that sure was a way to introduce your self...

Tracer: you homophobic?

Widowmaker: What? No.

Tracer: oh well then continue your business ^_^

Widowmaker: Okay then....

D.va: ok who else thinks they would make a good couple?

Pharah: You know i'd have to admit it would be kinda cute.

Ana: AH FAREEHA YOURE FINALLY IN THE CHAT

Tracer: and you still have better grammar then your mom

Ana: yeah fareeha i thought i taught you better than this

Pharah: Mom... Why are you like this?

Ana: oh come on fareeha lighten up

Pharah: Mom why did you hand me a lamp?

Pharah: Oh...

Ana: :)

Mercy: Pharah why are you standing still while holding a lamp?

Mercy: Nevermind i read up

Mercy: ...Are you ok Pharah?

Pharah: Yeah i'm fine Angela.

Mercy: OK good :3

Ana: hey angela you should date my daughter

Mercy: Umm...

Pharah: MOM!

Ana: what youd be good for each other

D.Va: YEAH PHARMECRY FOR THE WIN

Pharah: Pharmercy?

D.Va: its your ship name you know your names mashed together

Pharah: I... I gonna go now..

Mercy: Same

Junkrat: im im scarred for life now...

Lucio: wait why?

Junkrat: two guys were fucking in the room next to me...

Lucio: do you know who?

Junkrat: nope and i dont really want to know

Genji: You said it was two guys right Jamison?

Junkrat: yeah sounded to manly to be girls

Genji: ...Isn't Jesse's room next to yours...

Junkrat: ...wait lemme check

Junkrat: OK HOLY SHIT MATE HIS ROOM IS NEXT TO MINE

D.va: but question is who was jesse fucking

Genji: Wait one moment.

Genji: HANZO!

Hanzo: What Genji?

Genji: So how are things between Jesse and you?

Hanzo: This is all you wanted?

D.Va: so how was the fuck with you and jesse

Hanzo: ...

Hanzo: You got the wrong person.

Genji: Hanzo, if you scroll up far enough there's the proof.

Ana: this is getting juicy

D.Va: i like how you can just feel the tension from this chat

McCree: why is hanzo muttering fuck repeatedly under his breath...

Ana: ...no reason

D.Va: dont worry about it gay uncle

McCree: gay uncle?

D.Va: youre like the uncle that parents tell you not to grow up like

D.Va: and youre gay so...

McCree: alright i get it

Genji: So Jesse, you and my brother?

McCree: what about us

D.Va: should we tell him

McCree: tell me what?

Ana: jesse scroll up

McCree: ... well shit i suppose we should tell them now

Genji: Wait.

Hanzo: ...Jesse and I have been in a relationship for awhile now...

Genji: What. The. Fuck.

Ana: I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT

Genji: The cowboy. You're dating the cowboy.

Genji: I'm.

Genji: Wow. My brother is gay.

Hanzo: And you aren't?

Genji: ...Fair point..

Ana: AHHH COME HERE

D.Va: oh my fuck granny just nano boosted herself

Tracer: you might want to get out of the way loves shes running towards you..

Sombra: Holy shit i wish i was there to see this

D.Va i wished i caught it on camera now

McCree: ANA WHAT THE FUCK