Overwatch Emergency Chat

chapter 17

D.Va: hey doomfist

Doomfist: What?

D.Va: have you doomfisted anyone lately?

Doomfist: …

Doomfist left the chat

Sombra: That’s an old joke..

D.Va: sush its still funny

Mercy: You won’t be laughing if you get punched into a wall

Pharah: I can see where she’s coming from.

Pharah: He punched his way through a wall.

D.Va: …

D.Va: im fucked arent i

Sombra: Probably..

Genji: On the side note.

Genji: Hanzo, why are you and the cowboy never on?

Hanzo: Because we have other things to do.

Genji: I think i have an idea of what~

Hanzo: Stop that.

McCree: like you and zen are any better

Genji: …

D.Va: SO THATS WHAT YOUVE BEEN DOING

D.Va: or should i say THATS WHO  YOU WERE DOING

D.Va renamed the chat to Genji Likes The Zen

D.Va: so whats it like to fuck zenyatta?

Genji: Why.

McCree: now you know how we feel

Genji: Fine. you win.

Genji: As long as she’ll stop

D.Va: have fun with that

D.Va: this is my new game

D.Va: hey sombra do you think you can find some things?

Sombra: Already on it

Ana: shes probably going to so interesting pictures on the screens in the overwatch and talon bases

D.Va: GRANNY YOURE FINALLY HERE

Ana: i am

Genji: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?

Genji: WHY NOT JESSE AND HANZO?

Hanzo: Actually..

Genji: Oh.

D.Va: WOOW

D.Va: didnt know you were into that

Genji: What?

Pharah: I don’t think i can ever unsee that.

Pharah: Satya look worse..

McCree: well at least have something to blackmail you with

Sombra: Ok i’ve seen some weird things

Sombra: Who knew a robot could be so kinky

D.Va: is that another reason you call him master

Genji left the chat

D.Va: im taking that as a yes

Sombra: … Just thinking of something but wouldn’t Doomfist have done something about now?

Widowmaker: He left earlier.

D.Va: SHIIT

Sombra: What?

D.Va: IM CURRENTLY RUNNIMG FROM HUM RIGHT NOE

Pharah added Winston to the chat

Winston: What has Overwatch become?