Ana: hey anyone want to play 'how triggered can we get gabe'
D.Va: sure
Reaper: No
Sombra: I'm in
Reaper: No
Mercy: I'll join your game.
Reaper: Stop
Soldier 76: Count me in
Reaper: Jack why
Reaper: Why are you like this
D.Va: so far so good
Ana: watch this
Ana: gabe
Reaper: What do you want Ana
Ana: g note
Reaper: ...Why
Reaper: WhY
Reaper: My hEaRT
Reaper: WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
Reaper: FUCK YOU ANA FUCK YOU
Ana: i didnt know you were into me like that but ok
Reaper: JWUGSEGNIONEGVNOEAG
Reaper left the chat
D.Va: well that was easy
Ana: hes just a repressed emo
Soldier 76: Wow
Soldier 76: Who knew i was dating a man like that
Sombra: How did you not know
Soldier 76: I know what I'm talking about
Sombra: Uh hu sure you do
Pharah: Is anyone else watching Genji and Lena fight?
Ana: i am
Ana: i wonder what theyre fighting about
Mercy: I don't suppose it's going to stop any time soon
Mercy: I should probably get my med kit incase
Pharah: I think they're bringing it into the chat.
Mercy: We'll see
Tracer: YOU KNOW ITS GOING TO HAPPEN
Genji: But my ship is better.
Tracer: GAAH ITS NEVER GOING TO BE REAL GENJI
Mercy: What are you guys fighting about?
Tracer: FAREEHA X SATYA IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN
Tracer: ITS GOING TO BE ANGELA X FAREEHA
D.Va: YEAH PHARMERCYS THE TRUE SHIP
Ana: oh theyre having a shipping war
Pharah: Mom no.
Ana: what
Pharah: I know you were going to join it.
Ana: ha nooooooo
Ana: yes
Genji: What do you know Hana.
D.Va: wow rude
Genji: Come on there has to be other people with me.
Sombra: No response
Genji: Baguette lady?
Widowmaker: I am not 'baguette lady'.
Widowmaker: I'm staying out of your 'shipping war'.
Tracer: HA MY SHIP IS SUPERIOR
Genji: That means nothing.
Mercy: So what I'm getting here is Genji ships Pharah and Symmetra but Tracer ships Pharah and I
Mercy: So they started a 'shipping war'
D.Va: pretty much
Mercy: Aren't you in it too?
D.Va: yep
D.Va: PHARMERCYS GOING TO BE REAL GENJI GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK CYBORG HEAD
Genji: Check your facts its going to be Pharah and Symmetra.
Symmetra: What is going on?
Genji: ...
Tracer: GENJI SHIPS YOU AND PHARAH AND HE WONT ADMIT THAT PHARMERCY IS REAL
Genji: DAMNIT LENA!
Genji: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
Tracer: ITS A SHIPPING WAR BITCH
Tracer: >:D
Genji: So Satya are you in/will be in a relationship with Fareeha?
Symmetra: In all honestly you should ask Pharah this not me.
Genji: Okay Fareeha?
Pharah: Uhhh We might might not who knows.
Pharah: but i do know for a fact that there is someone here i have an interest in.
Tracer: HA SEE PHARMERCY IS GOING TO BE REAL
Genji: How do you know that for sure?
Genji: she could be hiding it.
Genji: After all she did say "We might might not who knows."
Genji: and then proceeded to say "But I do know for a fact that there is someone here i have an interest in."
Genji: So she could be referring to Satya.
Genji: But we'll never know.
Genji: For now.
Tracer: GAH FUCK YOU GENJI
Soldier 76 added Reaper to the chat
Reaper: I'M BACK BITCHES
Soldier 76: Yes Gabe we know I added you
Reaper: Shut up morrison
Soldier 76: Love you too
YOU ARE READING
Overwatch Emergency Chat
FanficWinston created a group chat for emergencies. But what happens when you have the Overwatch agents and a group chat? CHAOS you get chaos. (I'm no good at descriptions.) Cover was made by FallOutEscence! This fic is also on ao3
