Widowmaker: So are we only going to be talking about ‘OTPs’ now?
Sombra: Yeah we should probably stop
Sombra: I have a feeling it’s annoying some people
D.Va: you know i just realized that the chats name is still overwatch emergency chat
D.Va: do you think we can change it?
Winston: Go ahead.
Winston: Since no one used it as it was intended might as well change the name.
D.Va: AW HELL YEAH
Genji renamed the chat to Jesse And Hanzo Won’t Stop Fucking
D.Va: DAMMIT YOU GOT TO IT FIRST
D.Va: but the name is true
Sombra: Just like rabbits
Sombra: Rabbits that won’t stop fucking
Ana: i think that describes jack and gabe better
D.Va: OH MY GOD GRANNY'S BACK AT IT
Reaper: Ana stop
Soldier 76: Even I have to agree
Soldier 76: Why expose us like that?
Ana: its not really hidden if you fuck anywhere
Mercy: I walked in on them once..
Mercy: I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET A SNACK AND THEY WERE HAVING SEX ON THE TABLE!
McCree: this is why you use rooms with locks
Genji: But that fails if you’re WAY TOO LOUD.
McCree: …
Lucio: WHY IS OVERWATCH LIKE THIS
D.Va: AAAAAYE YOURE NOT DEAD
Junkrat: of course hes not dead
Junkrat: why would you think that
D.Va: YOURE NOT DEAD EITHER
D.Va: im sorry you guys havent been on in awhile
Lucio: how have you not seen us?
Junkrat: do you even leave your room
D.Va: of course i do
D.Va: only to use the bathroom, get snacks, hangout with sombra, and when i have to go on missions
D.Va: other than that i dont leave it
Ana: i havent seen them
Ana: maybe they were having fun
Ana: if you know what i mean
Lucio: …
Lucio changed their name to What Has Overwatch Become
What Has Overwatch Become: my name
Junkrat: were just friends
D.Va: or more
What Has Overwatch Become: and I’m sure jamison wouldn’t want to date me
Junkrat: how would you know that for sure
What Has Overwatch Become: …
Junkrat: ill just pm you
What Has Overwatch Become: ok
D.Va: AAAAH
D.Va: THIS IS GOING SOMEWHERE
Ana: i knew theyd hit it off
D.Va: hopefully
Symmetra: You can tell they like each other just by looking at them.
Mercy: Even though they don’t see it around each other
Pharah: Because they’re so nervous all the time.
Symmetra: It’s still there.
Sombra: That was the cutest thing i’ve ever read
D.Va: which one the way they were describing jamie and lucio or because they were doing it together
Sombra: both
Ana: im shedding a tear
Ana: this is too beautiful
D.Va: yep
Ana: i hope both ships get together
Sombra: i can check on Boombox if you want
D.Va: boombox?
Sombra: It’s a fun ship name i came up with
Sombra: We can think of a different one..
D.Va: nah i like it
Sombra: YES
D.Va: but i think they should have the time to just them
Sombra: Damn
Sombra: But i guess you’re right
What Has Overwatch Become: so.. jamie do you want to tell them?
Junkrat: you can
What Has Overwatch Become: so jamie and i are dating now..
Mercy: Oh how wonderful
Symmetra: We will support you no matter what.
Pharah: Unless one breaks the others heart.
D.Va: me and sombra are with them
Ana: me too
What Has Overwatch Become: thanks so much guys
What Has Overwatch Become: and hana don’t tell everyone in one of your streams
D.Va: damn know me so well
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Overwatch Emergency Chat
FanfictionWinston created a group chat for emergencies. But what happens when you have the Overwatch agents and a group chat? CHAOS you get chaos. (I'm no good at descriptions.) Cover was made by FallOutEscence! This fic is also on ao3
