Rocket Bird Mom: Why is my room full lamps.
Rocket Bird Mom: I know it’s you mom.
Bad Ass Granny: fareeha
Bad Ass Granny: you need to have fun
Bad Ass Granny: take a break from this
Angel Bird Mom: Agreed
Angel Bird Mom You just need to have fun for one day
Rocket Bird Mom: Fine.
Bad Ass Granny: good
Sombra: Hey anyone want their name changed back
Sombra: Just asking so we can stop talking about these names and go back to being random
Rocket Bird Mom: I’d like my name to be changed back.
Angel Bird Mom: Same
Bad Ass Granny: i guess ill have my name to go back
Sombra: Ok
Rocket Bird Mom changed their name to Pharah
Angel Bird Mom changed their name to Mercy
Bad Ass Granny changed their name to Ana
Sombra: I’m just going to change everyone elses name in a different way so you don’t have to see a pop up
Pharah: Thank you.
Sombra: No prob
Mercy: Now come on Fareeha it’s time to have some fun
McCree: what kind of fun
Pharah: …
Pharah: Jesse spread your gay somewhere else.
Pharah: Just right now is not a good time.
D.Va: if its jesse then its never a good time
McCree: WHY IS EVERYONE LIKE THIS
McCree: WHAT DID I DO
Mercy: Okay… maybe we should stop..
D.Va: heheheheheheheheheheh
D.Va: heeey jesseeeeeeeee
D.Va: i found some REALLY old things you should reeead
McCree: ok what are they
D.Va: heeeeere let me get the liiiiinks
D.Va: (pretend there’s a link because I’m not going to get the fic for your sake.)
D.Va: i have more fics after this
D.Va: you should read this with hanzo :3
Reaper: Where does that link lead to
D.Va: click it and find out
Reaper: … Fine
Reaper: OH DEAR GOD NOT THIS AGAIN
D.Va: wait youve already read it
Reaper: YES AND I REGRET IT
D.Va: so does that mean you dont want jesse to read it
Reaper: No he should definitely read it
Ana: how to be a great father 101
Reaper: I’m not his father Ana
Ana: yes but youre like a father figure to him
Reaper: … Shut up old woman
Ana: rude much
McCree: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
McCree: HANA HOW DID YOU FIND THAT
McCree: THAT IS THE MOST SCARING SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Genji: I have never seen my brother look so scared before.
Genji: What did you show him?
D.Va: click the link to find out
McCree: DONT DO IT GENJI
McCree: DONT DO IT IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AT SOME THINGS NORMALLY
McCree: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A FUCKING BABY
D.Va: ohh i some that are much worse
D.Va: jesse do you like hamsters
McCree: well yeah theyre pretty cute
D.Va: well then i have a fic that i think you will like
McCree: OH GOD PLEASE DONT
Genji: Well.. I shouldn’t have been curious.
D.Va: what
D.Va: did you read it
Genji: Yes..
McCree: im blaming ana for this
Ana: why
McCree: this seems like the stuff youre into
McCree: you dirty old woman
Ana: sure im a dirty old woman
Ana: but im not into that kinda stuff
Ana: well the gay yes
Ana: but not that weird shit with the lungs, a spine, and a FUCKING BABY
Ana: get it
McCree: ok i get it
Hanzo: What the fuck did i read.
McCree: OH COME ON
McCree: I THOUGHT WE JUST GOT OVER THIS
Ana: yet you are probably scarred for life
McCree: yeaaah…
D.Va: well come here if you want some eye bleach
Genji: I’m pretty sure we’re going to need to bathe in bleach
D.Va: probably
YOU ARE READING
Overwatch Emergency Chat
FanfictionWinston created a group chat for emergencies. But what happens when you have the Overwatch agents and a group chat? CHAOS you get chaos. (I'm no good at descriptions.) Cover was made by FallOutEscence! This fic is also on ao3
