A.N. My chapters are getting shorter than Frank Iero.
Sombra: Usually Hana and Ana would have blown up the chat by now... what happened
Widowmaker: Well Hana and Ana had Lena on a ton of caffeine then stole Lucio's gun thing and speed boosted her.
Widowmaker: I don't know about the rest you'd have to ask the people that were there.
Mercy: Ana and D.Va are being forced to fix the damage that was done and had their coms taken away until Lena comes back
Mercy: Which could take up to a year
Sombra: WHAT
Sombra: I MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT A YEAR FOR HANA TO GET BACK ON
Reaper: Miss your girlfriend already Sombra
Sombra: SHUT UP GABE
Widowmaker: It's nice to see that people care about Lena.
Reaper: WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
Sombra: WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND
Reaper: FUCK YOU
Sombra: FIGHT ME
Reaper: Is that Bring Me To Life I hear
Reaper: OH SHIT
Sombra: Now that that's out of the way
Sombra: can I add someone to the chat
Mercy: Go ahead
Sombra added Doomfist to the chat
Doomfist: What is this?
Sombra: WELCOME TO THE OVERWATCH CHAT
Doomfist: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Sombra: ...
Sombra: Yes
Doomfist: ...Okay then..
Mercy: All I have to say is thank you and fuck you
Doomfist: What do you mean by that?
Mercy: Thank you for injuring Genji but fuck you for injuring Genji
Pharah: I doubt Winston's going to be ok with this.
Sombra removed Winston from the chat
Sombra: There problem solved
Symmetra: Isn't he going to be upset that he got removed from his chat?
Pharah: He already gave up on it since no one used it as it was supposed to.
Pharah: So he probably won't be upset.
Symmetra: I see.
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Overwatch Emergency Chat
FanfictieWinston created a group chat for emergencies. But what happens when you have the Overwatch agents and a group chat? CHAOS you get chaos. (I'm no good at descriptions.) Cover was made by FallOutEscence! This fic is also on ao3
