Overwatch Emergency Chat

Chapter 11

Sombra: If anyone wants to know I think Angela, Fareeha, and Satya would make a good couple…

Tracer: DONT CARE

Tracer: WE KNOW THAT WONT HAPPEN

Sombra: …

Tracer changed their name to Think About What You Just Said

Think About What You Just Said: WHY DID YOU DO THIS

Sombra: What your name says

Think About What You Just Said: GAAAAAAAAAAH

Think About What You Just Said: THATS NOT A VALID REASON

Sombra: Looks like I’m in your shipping war now

D.Va: sombra why would you do this to meh

Sombra: No think about it

Sombra: They hang around each other a lot

Sombra: You won’t see one without the other

Sombra: If you just so happen to be around one of them they talk about each other a lot

Sombra: It’s more likely to become a thing than PharMercy

D.Va: now that you said that it is coming together

Sombra: See

D.Va: yeah

D.Va: sorry lena im on sombras side now

Think About What You Just Said: NO YOU CANT DO THIS

D.Va: it is a shipping war isnt it

Think About What You Just Said: SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP

Think About What You Just Said changed their name to Go Sit In The Corner

Go Sit In The Corner: IM A GROWN ADULT

Go Sit In The Corner left the chat

Widowmaker: Sombra, don’t mess with Lena.

Sombra: Come on she asked for it

Widowmaker: Whatever. I’ll add her back later.

Ana: you know im starting to think about what sombra said

Ana: and whether my daughter has a girlfriend or two ill support her no matter what

Pharah: Aww thanks mom.

Symmetra: You’re lucky to have such a supportive mother.

Pharah: She may be supportive but she likes to interfere with my love life..

Pharah: Mom i know you’re planning something.

Ana: what can i say

Ana: you three are adorable together

Pharah: Mom..

Ana: if you need to talk to me you are free to

Pharah: Ok i’ll head to wherever you are.

Ana: ok

D.Va: ok im starting to ship the three even more

D.Va: theyd be so cute

Sombra: I knooow

McCree: you guys are like love struck teenagers but the other way around

D.Va: so what if we have our fangirl moments

McCree: its weird

Sombra: You’re weird

McCree: ….

McCree: im just gonna go

D.Va: to fuck hanzo

McCree: stop

D.Va: we both know thats impossible

McCree: im leaving

Sombra: So Hana

Sombra: Wanna see what the three are up to so we can see if this ship has a chance?

D.Va: HELL YEAH

Mercy: They are so cute

Mercy: Even if they’re trying to find out if the three of us are together

Mercy: It’s still cute

Symmetra: Agreed.

Pharah: I guess it is.

Ana: HEY YOU TWO SHOULD DATE MY DAUGHTER

Pharah: MOM!

Ana: satya angela

Ana: you guys would be wonderful with fareeha

Pharah: Mom… Please stop.

Ana: for now

Widowmaker: I think i’ll add Lena back.

Widowmaker added Go Sit In The Corner to the chat

Go Sit In The Corner: BOUT TIME

Widowmaker: Lena, scroll up.

Go Sit In The Corner: wait why

Widowmaker: Just do it.

Go Sit In The Corner: i still refuse to believe

Go Sit In The Corner: and can my name get changed back now

Widowmaker: Sombra.

Sombra: Ugh fine

Go Sit In The Corner changed their name to Tracer

Sombra: There you go shit nugget

Tracer: HEY