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"Hola."
"Hello Greyson. I'm calling for my uncle."
"Okay. I assume you have stupid questions?"
"No I have a pool to drown you in."
"..."
"Exactly. I don't have questions, actually. My uncle heard me talking to you and immediately made a ship name, planned our first date, wedding, and children."
"Oh."
"Yeah he's hovering over me right now. Say hi Uncle Coby!"
"Hallo!"
"He's German too?"
"Yeah. Dad's an only child. That's why he had a shot with my mom."
"Yeah. I bet his brother would've been actually handsome."
"That's a bit harsh, Coby."
"..."
"It isn't my fault he's ugly."
"Go away Cobra."
"Cobra?"
"He's evil like the snake."
"Oh..."
"Yerpadoodles. My other uncle is Coriander, and the other one is Codiac."
"Coriander, Codiac, and Cobra?"
"Yep."
"Lovely."
"Indeed."
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Dog Pound
Short StoryIn which a girl calls a dog pound and a boy needs a friend. *SEQUEL TO WRONG NUMBER* *written through calls* *contains swearing*
