Dog Pound

27

"Hello?"

"Wait. This is Grey, right?"

"No this is Richard Nixon. Yes it's Grey, stupid."

"Whew. Thought I called Bolt again."

"Who the hell is Bolt?"

"Well, I was going to dial your number but I must've gotten a digit wrong. So instead I called this kid named Bolt and his girlfriend K."

"So he has a girlfriend?"

"Well, not yet. But I ship it."

"Oh."

"Yeah. She's a bit violent, but they're cute together. She's also a gang leader, and she does drugs..."

"And you were on the phone with her?"

"Yep."

"..."

"ANYWHO. I just called because I'm bored. My mom is going to pick me in a bit so I can go see my dad at the hospital."

"WHAT IS IT WITH YOUR FAMILY AND HOSPITALS."

"I really have no idea."

"Is he okay?"

"Yeah. He just has a kidney stone."

"Lovely."

"Indeed."