"Hello?"
"Hi Blair."
"What's up, brohico?"
"I accidentally called a random customer Blair..."
"HAHAHA YOU IDIOT. DID YOU GET FIRED?"
"No, you butt face."
"Aw man."
"Idiot. Why would I get fired?"
"Boy, my momma didn't raise a fool. Maybe a cold hearted psychotic bitch. But not a fool. People get fired for doing that. BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE."
"That's not a very fair judgement. You call me almost everyday."
"LIFE AIN'T FAIR, BRUH. And you literally have my number on your phone. Why would I call you at work?"
"The 6 in the customer's number looked like the 9 in yours..."
"Who's the idiot now?"
"Me..."
"Louder."
"I do not like this side of you."
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Dog Pound
Short StoryIn which a girl calls a dog pound and a boy needs a friend. *SEQUEL TO WRONG NUMBER* *written through calls* *contains swearing*