Dog Pound

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"Hello! Thank you for calling Jersey's Dog Pound! How can I help you?"

"Is this your first day?"

"Indeed it is ma'am."

"Why do you sound so... enthusiastic?"

"I'm excited to be working here. I love dogs."

"Are you high or something? Do I need to call someone?"

"No ma'am. I'm not high. Just happy."

"Uh huh... okay then. So when are you guys open?"

"10 am to 7pm everyday, ma'am."

"For the love of French onion rings. Don't call me ma'am. Call me Blair."

"Blair?"

"Yes..."

"Well, nice to meet you Blair. My name is Greyson. Grey for short."

"Spelled with an A for asshole or E for elusive?"

"E for educated, efficient, eager, and enchanting."

"I already hate you. So when can I come in?"

"I'm wounded. And you can come in whenever your ready, just give us a call."

"Perfect. Bye Grey with an E."

"Good bye satisfied customer."

"..."

"Oh-"

"Holy shit... did you-? Oh my..."

"E for embarrassed."

"That was so funny I almost forgot to laugh."

"Oh shush. My jokes are on fleek."

"Whatever. Good bye, perv."

"BYE BLAIR."