"I tried the whole never trust a duck thing."
"And?"
"It almost bit my ear off..."
"WAIT YOU ACTUALLY DID IT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW YOU WERE STUPID BUT NOT THAT STUPID."
"Shut up. It hurt."
"WHAT'D YOU DO? FIND A DUCK AND TRY TO PET IT? HAHAHAHA."
"..."
"Oh my god."
"..."
"You actually did that, didn't you?"
"..."
"You moronic duck face."
"..."
"What the hell, man. What did you do, go to a golf course?"
"..."
"For the love of ducks."
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Dog Pound
Short StoryIn which a girl calls a dog pound and a boy needs a friend. *SEQUEL TO WRONG NUMBER* *written through calls* *contains swearing*
