"HI GREY!"
"SWEET MOTHER OF CORNDOGS. WHY WOULD YOU YELL LIKE THAT?"
"Who's yelling now?"
"Whatevs, girl."
"That's not the point. So in about 2 days my family and I will be coming over to the pound."
"Awesome! Amazing! Wow! Congrats!"
"Shut up."
"Yes ma'am."
"What did I say about the ma'am?"
"That you didn't like it."
"Exactly. Now-"
"Which is why I call you it."
"Dick-face."
"Oh I'm so honored. I went from idiot to dick-face."
"You should be honored. I'm amazing."
"You sure are."
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Dog Pound
Short StoryIn which a girl calls a dog pound and a boy needs a friend. *SEQUEL TO WRONG NUMBER* *written through calls* *contains swearing*
