Dog Pound

51

"Did you know that raisins are just grapes that have had Botox?"

"Uhm..."

"Or that humans share 50 percent of their DNA with bananas?"

"Actually-"

"Or that our planet is slowly falling into the hands of global warming?"

"Blair-"

"Or that-"

"STOP."

"Yes sir."

"Thank you."

"..."

"..."

"Hey Grey?"

"Yes?"

"When did you know you loved me?"

"Well, it took a little bit-"

"Jee thanks."

"-but you know how they say 'it was love at first sight'?"

"Uh, yeah?"

"Well, it was not like that for me."

"...you son of a biscuit."

"BUT, I did come to love you."

"So am I your girlfriend?"

"Yep."

"Lovely."

"Indeed."

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Next chapter or two will be the epilogue. Woop woop.

I need to wrap up this book :|

Anywho!

~Jax