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"HIIIII BLAIRRRRRR."

"Are you drunk?"

"What? No. That was just fun to do."

"For some unknown reason I don't believe you."

"Congratulations."

"Why thank you."

"..."

"So, why are you calling?"

"I'm bored and your my only friend."

"What a sad life you live."

"I know. It's tragic."

"Idiot."

"Why thank you."

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