"Did you know humans share 70% of their DNA with bananas?"
"And this concerns me... why?"
"WELL IF YOU WANT TO BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING YOU SHALL KNOW THE PERCENTAGE OF DNA THAT WE SHARE WITH BANANAS."
"Fair enough."
"Of course it's fair. Banana DNA is an essential fact of life."
"They said sleeping as an essential part of life, too."
"Because it is..."
"I'm an insomniac."
"That still means sleep is essential."
"Whatevs, girl."
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Dog Pound
Short StoryIn which a girl calls a dog pound and a boy needs a friend. *SEQUEL TO WRONG NUMBER* *written through calls* *contains swearing*
