South Park - ONESHOTS!

Chapter 8 - (Creek) Gloves

Thank you for the helpful comments your giving me! SOUTH PARK BELONGS TO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER 

Tweek sighed, looking side to side, as Craig, his best friend and lover, paced side to side muttering random things about the idiot called Cartman, 
"Are y-you--GAH!! Done?" Tweek asked, in his usual twitchy voice, Craig ignored him compleatly as he continued to pace around, 

Craig suddenly stopped pacing, as Tweek suddenly asked something, "W-Why do y-you--GAH!! W-Wear gloves?" 

Craig turned to face Tweek, grabbing Tweek by the chin, hauling the small boy off the bench, with a evil look in his eyes. "What did you say?" Craig growled, Tweek froze, his eyes filled with fear, 

"Why d-do you wear---GAHHHH!! G-Gloves?" Tweek repeated slowly, Craig dropped Tweek, the small boy falling to the floor, but luckily, Craig caught him in time, holding the twitching boy in his strong arms, stroking Tweek's messy golden blonde hair repeatdly. "A-Are you--GAH--S-Stroking me?" Craig ignored him once again, putting his middle finger in front of Tweek.

"I don't know why I where gloves, Tweakers." Craig answered, smirking. "But I've got a good idea." 

"W-What i--GAAH--I-Is it?" Tweek questioned, Craig put both his yellow gloved hands on Tweek's soft rosy red cheeks, 

"Because if I kiss you, I know I won't hurt you." Craig whispered as his forehead was pressed against Tweek's, slowly, Craig kissed Tweek, it was soft and lovingly, but at the same time raw and passionate. 

As Craig pulled away, Tweek started to blush a furious red, looking up at Craig with large innocent anime style lime green eyes, "T-Then why d-don't I--GAAH W-Where gloves?" 

Craig started laughing, which made Tweek start giggling too.

"But seriously though---GAAHH. W-Why don't I?" 

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Aww poor Tweek....Confused as ever :)