Chapter 4 - (Candy/Creek) It Twas the Argument before High School

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SOUTH PARK BELONGS TO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER

- This One Shot is filled with swearing BTW - 


Craig and Tweek walked hand in hand down the empty school halls, they'd already missed two lessons, but decided to wait for Token and Clyde to come back out. Suddenly, when they heard arguing, Craig and Tweek ran down through the hallways, trying to find the source.

Unnaturally, they found Wendy and Cartman arguing, "Screw you Wendy!"  Wendy clenched her fist, glaring at Cartman.

"Why don't you screw yourself since your cheating on me!?" Wendy shouted, Craig tried his hardest to contain laughter, but soon failed. 

"Huh?" Cartman and Wendy asked in sync, looking behind them and spotted Craig and Tweek. "What the fuck you guys?!" 

"S-Sorry Cartman....GAH!! Too much pressure!!" Tweek panicked, Craig rolled his eyes, holding up his middle finger to Cartman.

"What the fuck is going on?" Craig asked, "You two dating or something?" Cartman glared, 

"None of your fucking buisness you hippies." Cartman growled, grabbing Wendy's hand and storming down the hallway with her.

"They're dating aren't they?" Tweek questioned. Craig smirked.

"Your catching on, squirt." Craig replied. 

YAY! Now Imma go make some toast. Bye! 

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