One day dan and phil were going on a walk 'cmon dan get ur shoes on!1!1" " okie" then dan put his shoes on and they left the apartment. when they were walking down the road phil suddenly stopped "what's wrong fillip???" Danny asked fillip " I-its Elsa " phil said " OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!1!1! " daneil shouted vry loudly
" a-and ronald mcdonald " fil said "WE HAVE 2 GET A PICTURE WITH THEM FILIP" " omg yesss" phil replied
The 2 bois ran across the road 2 get 2 elsa and ronzald " excuse me could we get a picture?" Danny boi asked "yasure" elsa said . after they got the picture dan and phil were talking 2 elsa and Ronald. then Ronald disappeared "where did ronny go?" elsa asked "idk" filip anserd . then daniel felt something fall down his black shirt "AHHHHHFUCKFUCKFUCKAHHHH" dan screamed then he whipped his head around and saw ronald mcdonald with a devilish grin on his face then dan put his hand down his shirt and pulled out a half eaten burger from McDonalds "pls come to mcdonalds im broke" Ronald said sadly "NO FUCK U" dan yelled then he punched Ronald in the face and threw the burger away . then elsa took dan and phil by the hand and brought them to her magic ice palace that smelled like weed and drugs cuz elsa loves to do drugs and smoke weed ;) . ronny boi wuz left standing all alone so he crawled down the nearest drain and disappeared.
A/N lol this one is a crack fic thanks for reading :))))
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