Phan Oneshots >•<

mc Donald strip pole

Hey dan phil sed to dan do u wanna go mc Donald and get sad mealz he aske dan ya sure pill dan sed.lld
Dan got changed into a pair of neon blue and pastel red man leggings and a veejee t shirt. Phil got into a green crop top and a neon brown mini skirt. Dan u ready 2 go pgil sadi to dnan ya boiiii dan said.

Phil hopped on his manky bike and dan hoped on his shoulder lets go ! Dan sed yeah kk phil replied. They zoomed off on pgkils makny cycle and they were driving on the motarway whem theu spotted matress mick Hey mtress mickel! they said matress mike waved st them.

They arrived at mc donald and saw daddy veejee doin pole dancing and stripping on a pole inside mc donal lots of chiledn were watching in awe oh yes daddy veejee they sade

Dan an pghil went up to the counter and asked yemi for 2 sad mealz . Coming righy up yemi said
**5 minz later**
Here r ur sad mealz you big boys yemi said aw thnks dan siad he took the sad mealz and went wjth phil to finf a seat.

They found 1 beside the window o boy phil sed what a nice seat !! Ikr said daneil then they sat down and opened their sad mealz.

In phols sad meal he had rocks instead of chicken nugs and twigs instead of chips In dans sad meal he had two slises of brown bread and A leaf insted of a burger and sticks for leavs too. Both theyre toys were gothic dolls

Oh cool phil said and he opened his githic doll i got spaniel!!
I got trumps daughter!!! Said dan
Then they ate there sad meals adn went home.

When they got home phil felt sick cos of the rocks he then took some calpol amd felt better then They went to bed

The end