Phan Oneshots >•<

Daddy Mars comes for a visit

One day dan and Phil were having a guest over. The guest was Mars Argo. Mars came and knocked on Dan and Phil's apartment door. The boyfriends answered it. Mars was wearing a name tag that read daddy mars.
"Hi daddy mars !!1!1" the gay couple said "I want 666 chicken nuggets and piping hot tea !!1!1 " daddy mars shouted " okay daddy" Phil replied "I'll make the chicken nuggets" dan said "and I'll make the piping hot tea" phil said . daddy mars sat on the green chair " where's the bathroom philly?" Daddy mars asked "down the hallway" Phil replied "k thanks" she said. Mars entererd the bathroom and saw one directions faces. Then she took off her all her clothes except for her bra and knickers and the put a belt around her neck. She returned to the kitchen and dan handed her a plate of 666 chicken nuggets and Phil handed her the tea. " thx bois "  daddy mars said " anything for you daddy mars " . then mars picked up one of her chicken nuggets and dipped it into the tea  "mhmhmhmmh this is good stuff " mars moaned . after she dipped her remaining chicken nuggets in the tea . "let's go to the bathroom " mars said "LETS OTTER POP" dan screamed "yassss" mars replied. Phil was confused he was to innocent to know what this stuff meant , oh well. Dan took off all his clothes so phil did the same. " what are we doing lads??" Phil asked innocently " we are going to otter pop with daddy mars" dan replied " okie" . Mars took the belt off her neck and started to spank the bois. She did that for a couple of hours and phil was in so much pain dan could see the pain in Phil's eyes. So he decided to get the best of mars . dan went up to mars and bit her nose off. Mars was shook she grabbed her clothes and rused out of the apartment . then phil started to sing blood by MCR. Then dan and phil had cheeky bum secks then they went into phils room and fell asleep on Phil's bed.

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A/N lol idek what this was bit its gr8 dan and Phil both have daddy mars kinks