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nigel the dog

One nite danyul was feeding his and phols dog nigel some paperclips. "Good boi nigel eat up" dan sed 2 nigel the dog. Dan and phul bought nigel of a v v strange man on the street that man was also selling soem glitter so ofc theu bought the glitter. Nigel was a strange looking doggo his body was like a greyhound but his head was like a pug, he had 3 legs and a vvvvvv long tail. He had a red body and his ears were shaped liek rectangles and his head was dark purple cuz was fricken zazzed for maina.Nigel fel asleep on a been bag so denyul went to his bed and sleeped. 

"Bork bork!1!1!1!!2!2!1!!" Nigel sed v loudly "fuck of nigle" dan sed. Tehn fil walked in with a playt of eggs and plain bread "dan i mayd brakfest" "mm ty phil dis my fav meel" den sed while shoving eggs and bred down his throte. Ding dong the door rang so fil runned up 2 answer it...

"Hi im pete wentz from my chemicaal romance, heres ur post" bronden urine sed and handed phol sum letters. "DAN WE GOT LETTARS!!!111!" he scremed makeing nigel go bork bork