I'm Useless, But Not For Long (2D x OC)

C4: Unpacking the Stuff

Smell your technicolor in your eyes, makes me sick with pleasure in my mind

Wait, that's my ringtone! Someone's calling me!

I jolted out of bed to check who it was, but there was no caller ID. Most likely a scam call. Since I loved to prank those heartless bastards, I decided to answer it and in my pissiest voice, answered "HALLOW?"

"EEP!"

*dialtone*

I looked quizzically at the J7 that I was holding, comprehending what exactly happened. But, I wasn't going to take that as an answer, especially after I knew that it was a real person. I unlocked it and sent a text to whoever it was, knowing that it would go through.

2-D's POV

I just stared in shock at my phone, wondering what to say. Rus had gifen me this girl -Chay, was it?-'s number and I wanted to call it so bad, but I was scared! After some calming down, I took a deep breaf and called it. It kept dialing, but no response. Did she want to talk to me? Probably not, since I'm calling from a private number or somefink. Finally, someone picked up. "HALLO?" That scared the shit out of me. I let out a squeal and accidentally pressed the hang up button, breafing heafy. It chimed again, signaling that I had a text. Well, she did text me back. Somefink not very nice at all.

Chay: Look you telemarketer, I don't care why you called me, but if you ever call me again, I will get your shoe size and send it to the mafia with a discount for cement. You hear me?

I didn't know what to say to that! I knew I had to reply tho, but how could I reply to that? I settled for this.

Me: Sorey, but this ain't a telemarketer. I called you but got scared and hung up! Are you Chay? Rus' gave me ur # earlier and I wanted to say hai!

There was a short silence, then it said Chay is typing... Well, at least she isn't ignoring me!

Chay: Okay, so, who exactly is this? Hang on a sec, Imma go get ready since YOU WOKE ME UP but text you when I'm done.

Me: Take ur time!

She took about half an hour, then replied.

Chay: Okay ib so who are you?

Me: This is 2D singer of Gorillaz.

Chay's POV

I dropped my phone right into the sink. 2-D texted me! ME! At that same moment, I screamed so loud that I probably sounded like I was getting murdered. It surely woke Star up, though, but serves her right. It was already 10:45 and the trailer with all of our stuff would get here at 12. "Chay, owww.... What the HELL was that? Are you dying?"

I looked at the doorway, where she was leaning, looking like complete hell. "Wubba lubba dub dub, Star. Anyway, you'll never guess who texted me!"

"Your dealer."

"I wish. 2D DID!"

She gasped. "No way!"

"Yeah way! Imma call him, you wanna hear?"

"Fuck yeah I do!"

So, I dialed the number. It didn't ring for long.

"Ello? 'Is is 2D,"