Geri: my reaction when people start asking me if it's true i like a year 11 dude: aawwwww. i'm so glad you cared! but this is none of your fucking business
why. did you tell jacob? i think he's spreading it around. i think it's ok you tell ed & millie. but WHY JACOB?
Julia: jacob?
why is it so bad to like older guys?
makes you harder to get!
anyways. all i told him was an OLDER GUY.
Geri: then he must be a psychic for telling me why i like a year ELEVEN dude.
but anyways. i don't want damien to find out. ok? what if he does. i'm a paranoid person. and secrets do get out when people find out who the year 11 dude is.
Julia: geri. damien wouldn't even give a damn fuck if you liked him.
he may as well go like this: oh, a year 7 nice-assed girl likes me. whatever.
Geri: stilllll. then he'll probably avoid me and i won't be able to see him again and i'll die in a hole alone with 99 cats!
naaaah. fuck this shit. i honestly don't care. i'm just emotionally unstable because i'm helping people matchmaking!
Julia: matchmaking? okay, forget damien. let's talk about ME okay? stop being paranoid about him avoiding you. i mean like, george said he liked me in camp, but i didn't go avoiding him.
Geri: fine. let's talk about you. what do you wanna talk about about YOU?
Julia: i don't know... THIS AFTERNOON AT LUNCH MAYBE?
hahahaha geri. olivia was like OHMAGAWD! MA
DREAM CAME TRUE!
Geri: oh righttttt. ok. so how was the kisssss?
i need every juicy little details, gurrrrl.
Julia: pfftt, he kissed the upper right part of my mouth.
kinda missed. and he took me by surprise.
Geri: well, your lips might be too big for him
nah. jokes. well, did you like it?
Julia: meh. i guess. it was okay. he ran away to the toilet. i wiped it off. there was. saliva. blargh.
Geri: ewwwwwww. ok. saliva totally just, ruined the whole thing.
Julia: i told you, he took me by surprise.
kimberley and george were spying on us.
we were sitting on the 5th/6th floor staircase and they were like, hiding behind the balcony watching us.
and we're just staring right back at them.
Geri” you. guys. are. so. mean.
you. are. excluding. me.
like. double. dates.
i. feel. like. a. loner.
Julia: hey, if you date hamish, i'll let you tag along with me and ed.
Geri: saaaay whatttt?
omg. i can't believe you would say that!
no, i'll be like a pimp. i'll like, pick up somebody on the way to the movies & be like, bye-bye afterwards.
Julia: pfftt, no like, knock a hot guy out, so that he loses his memory, then take him out afterwards telling him you're his girlfriend.
Geri: brilliant idea. i'll do that to damien. let's see what happens.
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geri and julia.
Teen Fictiontwo completely different girls, yet they can be inseparable friends. yes, this sounds cheesy. but it's true. they laugh at everything, swoon over older boys, gossip about the latest scandals and bitches at school, and rant about their boyfriends, fa...
