In pyro land
Pyro skipping happily
Sees a angel spy
Points a candy cane
Angel spy:yes
Pyro shoots spy with a shot gun
Meanwhile in blu base
Scout:big muscles
Heavy:boom
Pyro:*muffle*muffle*
Scout:no one can understand your muffles pal
Pyro drags scout to another room
Pyro points at spider
Scout:a spider wow you are so manly
Scout flicks the spider but lives
Pyro gets his flamethrower ohhh get ready
Scout:woah dont used that in here
Pyro burns the base
Medic trying to put out the base but blacks out
Soldier:which one of you numbnuts let us down
Pyro raises his hand
Soldier:heres some advice son booooo
Scout sees spider picks it up trows it at pyro
Scout:think fast chuckle nuts
Pyro running around the place tripps on a rock and bonks his goggles pyro blacks out
In the surgery room
Medic:my profesional oppinion
Soldier:yes
Medic:uhhhh 10/10
Soldier slaps pyro
Soldier:dont you die on me
Pyro is confused why is everything not rainbows and unicorns
Pyro looks at his locker filled with shotguns
Then he looks at his other locker with the team full of...
SKULLS!
Everyone:ahhhhh
Spy:what the hell is that
Pyro subtitles:i thought it was cotton candy
Pyro gives the team his pyro goggles
Spy groans in disgust
Pyro subtitles:i didnt know this was a war
Pyro saw the brand of his goggles mann co
Pyro planning to get revenge on saxton hale
Pyro packing up
Soldier:you fight like a girl get a real gun
Soldier gives his rpg to pyro
Spy:condelens
Gives dead ringer
Spy gives a...
Bottle of milk
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Scout:deal with it
Long and derpy journey
Arrives at mann co
Receptionist:hello sir pls take a seat and ill be right with you
Pyro punches the receptionist
Pyro gets to saxton hales office
Pyro sees saxtons plans
Phase number one for plan
Get loads of money to do what i want
Phase two let the blu and red fight
Phase three buy all animals
Phase four punch all animals to extinction
Saxton:i dont like little girls sneaking up on my office uninvited
Pyro muffles angrily
Saxton:so i see youre wearing the engies goggles you were terrified by the real world i just had to find something to shut you up for seeing my plans the first time i remember when you were my receptionist always being nosey not like jamey jameys a great receptionist.
Cuts to the receptionist pyro punched
Saxton:so you only have two options option one we fight you foil my plans option two you leave forget this or ill tear your spine from your ass if you pick option one
Pyro punches saxton hale
Saxton:thank you for choosing option one now time to taste australian justice
Pyro shoots rpg to saxton but saxton flicks the shot and returns to pyro
Back in blu base
They turned on the tv to watch the fight
Pyro struggling to get up nearby a fleight of stairs
Scout:i belive in you
Saxton kicks pyro in the stairs
Pyro keeps falling falling
(This is gonna take a while go grab a sandvich or somethin)
Falling falling
Gets to ground floor saxton gets to pyro
Pyro throws milk at saxton
Pyro repeatdly stabbing saxton
Saxton punches pyro away
Pyro puts paint on saxtons face
Saxton kills pyro
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Jk he has the deadringer remember
Pyro slaps saxton with a fish
Saxton looking salty af
Pyro hurrily gets to elevator
Pyro texts scout
Pyro:yo this guy is hard to beat
Scout:ya ik were watching from the cameras
Scout:wait pause gotta go grab a bucket of chicken
Pyro gets to rooftop but oh oh saxtons there
Soldier screaming in the backround
Saxton:do you hear that
Soldier whacks saxtons head with a shovel
Saxton:hah you think a measly shovel can kill me well your absoloutely correct cause i think im blacking out
Pyro pushes saxton to fall from the rooftop
Saxton lands still alive
Saxton:its gonna take more than that to kill me
They throw a grenade at saxtons head
Saxton:well im dead good game
Scout comes back with chicken
Scout:im back uhhhhh
Soldier:party time boys
Back in blu base
Party woooooh
Pyro did a do
The end
